A seat with a back on it in a pub

It isnt a bad opinion... wait, yeah nah, that's a bad opinion, horizontal sleet is shite no matter what you wear.

You could just talk to your neighbour about it, no?

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week.

For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead.

One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.

I'M GLAD nature gave up on its idea of evolving birds from fish after a sparrow flew into my window yesterday. Imagine if that had been a whale or something. Absolutely ridiculous. Peter Wheelbarrow, Barrow on Furness

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Heaven forbid the evolution of language

Yep, me too, yet I hate boxy non-brick buildings.

“You’re not supposed to use your phone while driving.”

“Got it. Let’s install large tablet touchscreens in almost every single new car.”

That's fine, society doesn't want unemployed organs anyway.

In terms of things that are hugely satisfying while also being totally pointless, pulling cling film so tight that it becomes virtually invisible has got to be one of the top ones. It'll still do the same job if it's creased, but it's so nice to pull it taut.

Hard agree. It doesn't matter how expensive tickets are though, everyone's there to see the show, they should have some basic respect for others around them

BuT tHe SpEcIaL rElAtIoNsHiP

Zack in front of a hope is here sign.

🚨 First time in British history that a party to the left of Labour have topped a national poll.

💚 Hope is here. It's all of us.

✊🏼 Reject hateful, divisive politics - and let's make hope normal again.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

One of my favourite things about working for a football club charity is that my uniform is a tracksuit, it's just lovely

That's why you wear 'em so high!

Celtic celebrating a quarter final penalties victory with a pitch invasion and Rangers looking for a scrap says sooooo much! We've broken them!

Get to the slagroom!

NHS official pushed to add patient data to Palantir platform whilst also advising company

A lobbyist who worked directly for Peter Mandelson, on the Palantir board, and on the board of *four* NHS trusts.

Lobbying the NHS to hand over even more patient data to Palantir.

This absolutely stinks. Get Palantir out of the NHS. Sign my petition:

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

It must be lovely to see a grey squirrel in your garden and just appreciate how cute and radge it is, not think about how you want to obliterate the wee cunt for digging up your garlic and chewing your fuchsia to death.

Shukran and inshallah I get there; if I do then I promise to uphold the values of Gorgie and bring them to a new, peaceful age for the republic

The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis.

Hmmmmmm.

Was that the year you slapped the ref?

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office King expresses his ‘deepest concern’ and says ‘law must take its course’ as former prince arrested at Sandringham estate

Lukewarm take:
Don't stop calling him Prince Andrew. The rest of the gang shouldn't get to distance themselves that easily. Everything he's done has been behind the shield of Monarchy, so if they want to keep getting free money to be rich as fuck because reasons, they should have to own this.

A mustard udder, what a novel idea!

People have actually been throwing dildos at ICE in Minnesota

The Great Dildo Rebellion is here.

When is it going to become socially acceptable to put tampons up your nose?
I'm done with my nose constantly dripping

I hope Killie get relegated

You are the first person to have such a wild alter ego, you must write a book!

I can't believe I missed our Diwali collection

'Onion Johnnies' sound like a terrible corn snack from the 90s, or deliberately bad-flavoured novelty condoms