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you guys notice the tickle monster doesn't come out to play anymore

of course it was you

Had a dream last night that there was a new piece of technology called the "Simpsons Phone" and you could use it to call and text characters from the Simpsons and nobody else. This is what it looked like

they should add more cars and just make the train slowly creep forward and you gotta get on before it violently takes off

tag! no tagbacks. haha. hey!! you cant tag me back! i said so! no i was touching base! you're puppyguarding. dont tag me! im not it! im not it! fine, i quit!

i'm breaking new ground by being a girl with spd (small penis disorder)

deeply deeply so

the hardness is perfect, the sheets are divine, my pillows fit gently under my head

my bed is so unbearably comfortable it's limiting my ability to get up at a reasonable time

big fan of this concept

my friends and i are devising how we can become the most toxic group in metro vancouver

just compliment them and hope they don't crush you with a big hammer

lovely day to hit your cat with a big rock

damn maybe this was to real for the audience

fuck! i didn't consider this!

you can't just keep saying things

you guys ever also waste your entire morning trying and failing to get off ?

diet pepsi can at yo heeead

me in my underwear laying in bed and gripping my thigh

me in my underwear laying in bed and gripping my thigh from a top down angle

i can't believe this woman is real,, wait what the heck that woman is me !!!!

man i fucking love bananas, i'm a banana freak. stay out of my fucking way

something that sparks joy in your heart of hearts, or a sexy dress

women on this app are always asking what if, what if instead they kissed me smile :)

going to the club, i'll be really disappointed if none of my adoring fans are there

you live in a more beautiful world than i

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

the ambivalent pervert: 'yeah, i could'

i don't pass for cis people why do i pass for queer people

why do visibly queer people get scared of me in public i just wanna compliment you

ughhhh i'm a foid