really tough to tell what company made the ones pictured hm really just so difficult idk where to even begin looking

gonna be a lot of “deeply held” thrown around

Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future

it was crazy! im from NH not far from where the inventor lived and the amount of “anticipation builds for local resident’s groundbreaking new invention” coverage was just beyond comprehension

it’s impossible to explain to someone who wasn’t there how much hype there was before the Segway was revealed

agree that the predraft stuff is tiresome but as someone who follows CFB and NFL the draft itself is pretty fun, seeing where players end up, showing the film, etc

where is the NG tube

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Sins of the Focker

it will all make sense when jk rowling writes her magnum opus explaining every possible genetic and genitalia combination as hogwarts characters

ahhh got it, I misread, though the ones at the top were ‘bad’

I haven’t seen all of these but mostly agree. I liked Luca though, would probably have it a few spots higher

oh my god lmaoooo

just the absolute biggest crybabies in history

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor

Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!

Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

everybody goes home happy

yeah I mean I think it’s both but I think it’s so funny that he obviously knew he was depicted as jesus in that picture and the only defense he could muster is that he was too stupid to understand it

trying to imagine the room as he workshopped this one

Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog A weird thing is that whenever I post criticism of Al, the majority of the people agreeing with me seem to be leftists. It's pretty much the only position I hold that seems to be more popular with the left than the right. It should be the opposite. My whole point about Al (especially Al in creative fields) is that it isn't human, it doesn't have a soul, and we cannot surrender our society to an unhuman soulless algorithm even if it makes our lives easier in some ways. It's very strange that an argument predicated on the existence of the soul resonates with the left while conservatives tend to scoff at it. 3:02 PM • Mar 12, 2026 • 748.5K Views

"for unknown reasons, my mortal enemies appear to be concerned with the core essence of humanity in a way that my allies are not. oh well, better not think about it too hard."

interesting to note that driving for doordash is a way to get extremely close to the president for anybody who might be into that sort of thing

see, what you have to understand is that i am incredibly stupid, it’s honestly a wonder that I make it through the day, I barely understand what I see happening in front of my eyes

they had our number when they said they couldn't retaliate against us for killing their national heroes because our heroes are cartoon characters

Scrotus and Rictus

folks, we need a pope who is tough on crime and tough on the border. that’s why im replacing the LAZY and WEAK “pope Leo”, with americas toughest sherriff, who will bring some much needed order to the Vatican, effective immediately. than you for your attention to this matter!

pope joe arpaio

everyone of these fucking guys is like RIP to those who got exposed for being a sex creep but im different. and better.

he’s also WEAK on Nuclear Weapons!

“Do you want to call your dad?”

I bet negotiating with jd vance feels an awful lot like negotiating with kendall roy

The 10 year old Chapo trope that all republican politics runs on a combination of psychosexual sadism and divorced boat dealership owners remains undefeated.