the beauty of poetry is in the act of interpretation

Masculiniteaaa

it’s that time of year again

IT SURE WAS
-guy who guy waterboarded

not enough people talking about my boyfriend violating the geneva convention at riis beach during pride month…………….

I continue to believe that if everyone approached dating with the sole expectation of “having a weird night” we would heal as a society.

if moisés (my gay ass dog) doesnt say hello to him he just sits at the fence staring at him and cries and i feel so bad for him

happy pride from my gay ass dog and my next door neighbors dog who is in love with him

i was making fun of my boyfriend for being gay & his siri literally activated & said “if you need help, PFLAG is an organization that—“ & i need everyone to know that a fucking robot called me a homophobe during pride month.

number of times my guitar hero controller has completed “through the fire and the flames” by dragonforce: 0
number of times my guitar hero controller has been in a drag show: 2

not to be an old italian man about it but i get really stressed out when i see videos of people teaching you how to cook things and they cant handle a knife correctly

having self realizations while listening to treat me like a toilet on a beautiful sunday afternoon 💕 this is why god made the universe 💕

I see this raccoon multiple times a week and last time i saw him he literally stood on his hind legs and squared up at me and my dog. Hes a douchebag

called a raccoon a douchebag today. This is my 30s 💕

dollapalooza…thank you

had to reorganize the board games shelf at my job (coffee shop/bar) & found a stack of various stickers & among them were like 5 of these so now im going sherlock homo mode trying to figure out which of my regulars are part of the polycule that made & left these stickers

how i was dressed at work when a guy came in to order a coffee and then asked me if i knew where he could get a”save the dolls” t shirt

Does anyone want to join my Panic! At the Disco cover band we’re called Transvestigated! At the Drag Show

audience member asked me after my number if i was trans & i said yes & they were like oh cool it would have been crazy if you were like a cis guy drag king & i said i would love to see a cis guy drag king :) but i am not one :)

coming back on here to tell everyone i was transvestigated at the drag show i was performing in last night. Irony is amazing. Beautiful. Cant stop laughing

imaging a world where anderson cooper & andy cohen do a pre-Super Bowl show where they’re hopped up on coke & interviewing the players & coaches who do not want to talk to them but they’re on coke so they’re unrelenting & aggressively asking them questions treating it like red carpet coverage

here’s the game description and preview from the menu

yes I put The Bible Game in my favorites

context is I found a game in my game boy advance collection on my emulator called “The Bible Game” & accidentally got them addicted. It’s an absolutely terrible game & we could not stop playing it. Selected “view key” cause we thought it would tell us what the icons meant. No. It showed me a key

feel absolutely thrilled to have made my drag debut s*cking d*ck to the beat

i really woke up today and immediately texted @maxxlove.bsky.social and asked him if he’d teach me how to do the worm

AAAAAAA 😭😭😭 THANK YOUU

never should’ve smoked that shit now i’m in the butch room

I like to remind my boyfriend when I’m being annoying that I can’t turn into a bee so he’s actually pretty lucky