This is just like my dog

Drinking a coffee with a shot of cold brew concentrate in it like creamer

giving head to my nonbinary roommate's boyfriend im sucking cock and cucking sock

I think im too messy to have a job

Asking the man next to me on the bus if he wants to see some funny tweets abkht skinning a cashier and dancing around in his skin

This is what helen keller was like irl

What if this song was called helen keller eyes?

deep breaths, alexa. everybody is much dumber than you, they cant help their total dogshit opinions on everything

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If millenials have depression you can get them a chicken ceaser wrap ✍️✍️✍️

I dont even know what to say

Guys im sorry i called you a sexy mama

dead troops 😍

Pocketful of Sunshine

Taking 3 edibles

Can you guys please make me a tea?

for too long male manipulators have gaslit women with mental health disorders as their primary targets. my start-up, physic-ally, aims to change this. we want to provide resources to male manipulators so they can gaslight women with physical disabilities as well, to create a more equitable world

wanted to screenshot my underling remembering unprompted when I had 4/20 identity day as proof but thanks to some new scope increase I have with a client I'm at a threshold where I can't screenshot anything or even read my own gmail on here anymore

Nope

you guys are all basically the same person to me

One time i gave my dog a CBD dog treat on fourth of july and she shit in my bed

Happy 420 guys

Guys i love power and you don’t even care

i love power

You guys are like marijuana to me

You need to eat a jalepeno pepper and a lemon slice

You need to eat a jalepeno pepper