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Posts by JpereZ

Saw my boss’s name in the bubbles…

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Telling fortunes via bubble patterns under my new screen protector.

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Separate tanks. Gonna have to use your imagination

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I can’t see the photos I just uploaded here so just trust me they’re cute.

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Blue and orange female betta in a tank with white gravel driftwood and natural plants

Blue and orange female betta in a tank with white gravel driftwood and natural plants

Pink and red female betta in a tank with brown gravel crushed coral, big chunk of driftwood, natural plants and a big orange nerite snail on the back wall

Pink and red female betta in a tank with brown gravel crushed coral, big chunk of driftwood, natural plants and a big orange nerite snail on the back wall

Got some female bettas and I highly recommend them. Really active and playful fish.

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No, Fremen Stillsuits Do Not Jerk Them Off Sep 3, 2018 — An erroneous piece of Dune lore began with a joke by the Twitter account dril, posted on May 11, 2017.

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Yes, Fremen Stillsuits Do Jerk Them Off.
Dec 7, 2021 - Not only do their suits jerk them off, but the resulting liquid is recycled into water, which they drink.

kotaku.com No, Fremen Stillsuits Do Not Jerk Them Off Sep 3, 2018 — An erroneous piece of Dune lore began with a joke by the Twitter account dril, posted on May 11, 2017. moontaku.com Yes, Fremen Stillsuits Do Jerk Them Off. Dec 7, 2021 - Not only do their suits jerk them off, but the resulting liquid is recycled into water, which they drink.

Dune debates are happening

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Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

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Grey slab of ‘meat’ on a tray. Photo from a US naval vessel mess hall in the Middle East

Grey slab of ‘meat’ on a tray. Photo from a US naval vessel mess hall in the Middle East

I must join with it

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Can’t stop thinking about that grey piece of mystery meat from the navy dinner photo

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Wish I had the power to resurrect all lost pets for everyone everywhere all at once. It would be happy chaos

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they should've made a chuckie sized jesse ventura doll and called it jesse "the buddy" ventura

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a promotional stand sign at a bar for “iqos” which says “discover new heated tobacco”

a promotional stand sign at a bar for “iqos” which says “discover new heated tobacco”

guys they invented cigarettes 2

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ad for a black collapsible soft-side sound dampening booth. pictured with a woman inside playing guitar looking strangely ghostly on a barstool because they have made the booth walls slightly transparent where they would cover her as a means to show how a person fits inside

ad for a black collapsible soft-side sound dampening booth. pictured with a woman inside playing guitar looking strangely ghostly on a barstool because they have made the booth walls slightly transparent where they would cover her as a means to show how a person fits inside

someone busts out a guitar at the party and i go "uh-uh!" and sternly point them to the booth

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Vagina Favor

United States, Census, 1920

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Winter! She materialized in my driveway last December. Mine now.

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Winter. The grey kitten with a white vest and splotches lounging on her tower in front of the window

Winter. The grey kitten with a white vest and splotches lounging on her tower in front of the window

I have…but I’ll post another. Guess she’s not really ‘tiny’ anymore, but compared to the other lumbering oaf cats around here…

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*purchased using Affirm in order to spread the payments out over 12 months

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She’s in the isolation/relaxation after her spay, so I’m letting her have her way with me. Gets lonely shut in the bathroom

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Letting a tiny kitten gnaw on my ears and nose. It’s quite cute and relaxing

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whale head. raccoon penis. it's glaringly obvious that rfk jr is assembling some sort of Super Animal... and i fear he may soon acquire flamingo legs

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Thank you! They’re such great pets. Quiet and peaceful, and they eat fish turds. And algae too.

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Getting a new shipment of snails in tomorrow. They’re ‘B-grade’ nerite snails…I think there’s a shortage. Hope I can make them into ‘A-grade’ snails.

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I’ve thought about it over the years…might pick it up someday. I’ve seen the gifs everywhere, and it seems to have launched a few careers.

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lol thank you! That looks like a fun pit!

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I am not familiar with that hole. I shall google it.

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A huge hole in between a bunch of buildings in downtown Atlanta. Some teeny trucks and cars can be seen

A huge hole in between a bunch of buildings in downtown Atlanta. Some teeny trucks and cars can be seen

The giant hole

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This 4-acre hole in
Midtown will become
Atlanta's newest park.
Take a look.
Midtown Alliance oversees the park project with the mindset that 'Nobody remembers the places that played it safe?

This 4-acre hole in Midtown will become Atlanta's newest park. Take a look. Midtown Alliance oversees the park project with the mindset that 'Nobody remembers the places that played it safe?

That 4-acre hole is sacred damn you

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Use your penis

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*was in an institution. But yeah, foreign objects in rectums are just things I have to deal with at work. Don’t get to talk shop too much around here. So anyway keep an eye on men…they probably have things hidden in their asses.

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Always a man. One female in all those years, and she has in an institution…

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