my chinese ancestors looking at op's aspic: you are like little baby. eat this (proceeds to serve you the most heinous jellied meat you've ever seen)

now that's a little too much. i wouldn't wish that on anyone

bluesky is making fun of her for being a conservative moron, but i just checked twitter and conservatives are on there making fun of her for being an unhinged feminist lol

i’ve played enough jrpgs to know how this goes. a village boy, his hometown love, a mysterious wizard, and a talking animal are going to band together and battle the ceo of palantir at the end of the world

yoooo you’re in taiwan? hell yeah

me (buzzing into jeopardy): what is my meat

lol i literally work a block from this billboard, i was in the office yesterday, and i didn't even notice it

for sale: data center, never used

oh this is part of a trilogy, you need to watch sobe and surge first

ok this is probably the funniest answer he could have given. plus it means he's actually scared of the backlash lol

making up a rabbi in my head to get mad at

the astronauts should have done a land acknowledgement for the moon before going up there 😔

they should bring back celebrity deathmatch. the world needs a claymation fight between the pope and trump more than ever

going back in time and showing pope urban ii this post

one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7

it turns out the best way of dealing with trump is to say “no” instead of “yes”

the matrix is a great movie for this

i know what house they didn’t land integrity at! that’s right – the white house. because of trump

there's a sushi & co in midtown that has huge ai posters in its windows of a cat eating a sushi roll that drives me crazy every time i see it

captcha that asks you to identify which posts are jokes before replying

the bulwark are conservatives trying to pass themselves off as a liberal outlet it's driving me crazy

sonic looking up at something looming over him, casting a shadow

it's actually really cool to have a friend that goes out every night drinking and gets fucked up and starts fighting everyone around him. it's even cooler to give him money for unlimited beer each night

can the guy on second steal a base during a fight

heard the meta is double dominator + xoguri but idk if i trust one ace

got platinum in pisces with that bourbon now i’ve finished another + xoguri for aries 😎 time to whip seiun into shape. i’m frontpilled

come on sridhar we're all doing what the democrats can do about this. which is posting

from what i've seen when philly wins sports they got a thing for hanging from street poles