"My signature style is gauche mince with an 80s twist and retro-medieval paper-mache wood sculpting".

Oh for gawds sake. I bit into my Creme Egg and there's a tiny Angela Rippon in it. 😤

I got the Buster and Eagle Annuals for Xmas that year. 🎄🎁📺 #FleetwayAnnual

#nowplaying #JosephCooper #TheWorldOfJosephCooper 🎶

#nowplaying #TheAvengers #TheAlbum #soundtrack 🎶

Just had a creme egg.

Do people think they're being funny, or clever, or in any way original when they throw "Granny" comments at Madonna, or refer to "nursing home", or demand she retire, etc?? She spoke about ageism back in 1992 & made her thoughts on it very clear. 📺 #Madonna #Confessions2 #COADF

#nowwatching #PredatorBadlands 👹📺

Madonna's Coachella appearance was on BBC news. 🤩📺 #Madonna #SabrinaCarpenter #Coachella2026 #Confessions2 #COADF

Loved it. 💗 #Madonna #SabrinaCarpenter #Coachella

Trying to stay awake watching #SabrinaCarpenter at #Coachella, incase #Madonna turns up. 😵‍💫

*bleep*

#Madonna's #LiveToTell was released in the UK this week in 1986. It was the first Madonna single I ever bought, which means I'm coming up to being 40 years a fan. But I don't see how that's possible, as I'm only 39. Probably. 😏🤔😵‍💫🤣🎶💗

A.I. slop finally has a use.

Me watching #Lolly #Mickey 📺 #TOTP

YES. #TOTP #Music2000 #LookAroundYou 📺

I'm ready for my lunch. #TOTP

#nowplaying #Aha #HuntingHighAndLow #TheDemos 🎶

I totally misread walk.

#nowplaying #Expose #Exposure 🎶1️⃣9️⃣8️⃣7️⃣

#nowplaying #DonnaSummer #AnotherPlaceAndTime 💗🎶

Nice to see top UK influencer Mr Blobby out and about enjoying himself. 🎬 #MichaelMovie

Dum de-dum dum.

A visual representation, of all the people I had to move out of the way of on the pavement this afternoon, because they were more concerned with looking at their phones than looking at where they were effing going. 😤

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT'S AROUND YOU & GET OFF YOUR PHONE FFS.

I wouldn't get these again. They tasted funny.

Madonna announces her new album, and I'm making gravy from chicken stock and putting some in an ice cube tray to freeze. What a time to be alive. 🪩🤩🥄🎶 #Madonna #Confessionsonadancefloor #confessions2 #coadf

#nowplaying #Sinitta #IJustWannaSpendSomeTimeWithYou [Extended Version] 🎶