Marco Rubio declared that under the Constitution being born in the USA does not make you a citizen unless your parents are citizens.

Marco Rubio's parents were Cuban immigrants who were NOT citizens at the time of his birth.

Do you think Marco will now self-deport?

You as well, Olivia!🌺🌸🌹

Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport) Truth

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The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus.

You want to know what insults Jesus?

Kicking the sick off their healthcare.
Bombing schoolchildren in Iran.
Deporting moms and babies.
Covering up the Epstein files.

There is literally no excuse for John Fetterman. He has betrayed every single person who's voted for him. Seriously, Fetterman, resign or switch parties.

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*RUMP ADMINISTRATION BETRAYAL, MURDEROUS SABOTAGE

It’s fallen out of the news cycle, but Trump’s FBI and Justice Department are still covering up major details in the Epstein files.

Watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7a9MnIQUWM

You can add this to his list of deeds

Money 💰 well spent 👌

Pete Hegseth Goes Off On CNN At Pentagon Presser Hegseth said that "the sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better."

🚨 EMBARRASSMENT OF A LIFETIME: Pete Hegseth Goes Off On CNN At Pentagon Presser, Says “The Sooner David Ellison Takes Over That Network, The Better”

PROVING IT'S AN INSIDE JOB TO CREATE STATE RUN MEDIA!!!

This deal must be blocked!

Thank you, and have a lovely day! ❤️

Nope!!!

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

#TrumpEpsteinFiles

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Egregious!

While Lauren Boebert is snapping pictures of Hillary Clinton in a closed-door deposition…

This is the only photograph of a First Lady that matters when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein.

Depose Melania.

Here’s a thought for James Comer.

There IS a First Lady who has had a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. And it’s not Hillary Clinton.

It might be worthwhile for Comer to subpoena the First Lady who actually knows Epstein.

You know, just to see what she knows.

no elected Republican is fit for office.

“the best”
That’s your opinion.
I like Daniel Craig as James Bond better.

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oh, no.

surely you mean Daniel Craig.

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Starting today, I am sitting through 2 days of 9hrs "bootcamp" style certification training at work.
Its only been 2 hours and I already want to fall asleep 🙃

Thoughts and prayers please 😂

It's #TongueOutTuesday. Cookie pic from last summer. We have an update 😸 Before he came inside he would let mum pet & groom him a little. Since coming in he's kept a few ft between them. Today he let mum scratch his head & took treats from her hand. Huge step. Family sends hugs. Sleep well 💤💙💤

Reveal the #Trump-EpsteinFiles NOW!!!!

#Resist

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

I'm gonna tell ya, when celebrities of the generation before you die in old age, it really nudges you toward deep reflection of your own mortality. And yet, getting to old age before dying is a miracle and privilege. Grateful for every day, the glorious ones and the messy ones.
RIP Tom Hagen.

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