French Fries are called that because they’re shaped like cigarettes.

I have opened the strait of hormuz. pray I do not open it any further.

If you read this, tag ✋, you’re it. No tag backs.

They called it sparkling water instead of destilled water, just to avoid confusion at the grocery stores and pharmacies.

Congress has no need to prevent freedom of the press when you all use that freedom to slobber all over the president as he uses you as his personal stenographer.

We all celebrate the hero who went to a Nazi rally in 1936 with a napkin in his pocket that said “I’m not totally on board with some of this.”

everything since pangaea has been a mistake

Not me. I talk about it every few months. 💪

Wow is this really what we were trying to load all day? Couldn't wait to see this?

It was just crunchy moms but like the harmless vanilla version from 30 years ago.

I specifically remember my mom trying to foist them on me for similar reasons and it was unsuccessful.

What I do is I use chocolate chips instead.

I'M TRYING!!!!

Made by humans, from humans, for humans.

Damn that snail is cooler than me.

If you're cooking something with chocolate chips, use carob chips instead. They're healthier and they taste terrible.

Just in case you missed it because you were distracted by his dumbass hat, look to the right.

Yeah but they’re right there next to him at this event

WHAT?! Congrats!!!!! I love this news for you and your partner!

“Floyd is Dead, he’s nothing but a ripple, cause Millie took that paper and sliced him on the nipple.”

Ant Man: “Excuse me, Mr. Doom,”

Dr Doom: “yousa will call mesa Doctor Doom.”

Can you also shit on Mark Zuckerberg and Kim Jong Un while you’re there

My dude has a lot of security for a guy who’s job it is to help people be healthy. Wonder why

Yes

Inflation going back to normal specifically means that the already unaffordable things are even less affordable even if those differences are a small, expected percent.

And given everything going wrong with the economy - rich richer, less social services, AI, etc - it’s not unreasonable to be mad.

Rapid and unexpected price increases followed by lower, steady /further/ price increases doesn’t make people feel better. People were, and honestly I think rightfully even if it’s not How It Works, expecting prices to revert back to what was expected and are mad that they just keep getting higher.

The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack

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a pizza is a salad with an edible plate. it’s healthy.

Bluesky is still broken. My posts only received 4 likes, when I average 4.3