for earth day don’t forget to turn your earth back an hour

Game doesn't count if it's only on a streaming service

What the fuck

I forgot I can just do crime!

Oh, I thought it was on NBC. Like our local NBC. Fuck

Goggle has done one good thing in the last maybe five years: If you click on the thumbs up button on YouTube for a basketball video, the thumb turns into a bouncing basketball for a couple of seconds

It took me a long time to realize the shirts they have to the fans at the Spurs game have the Spurs logo in the middle.

I thought they said "Go y go"

Brooks said, "That's for those what a pro wants commercials last year"

I'm beginning to think this Tatum kid might be good

Celtics play in seven hours. I guess I should get some sleep

I saw it in the theater and loved all the music scenes. Queen is the best when they're played as loud as you can get it

Headline from The Guardian: Traders placed over $1 billion in perfectly timed bets on the Iran war. What is going on?

Yeah geez weird impossible to know I guess

What a surprise that I finish work and the first thing I see about the Hornets-Magic game is Miles Bridges being exactly who he has always been

Do they sell them dirty like that!?!

They changed the packaging!?! I'm going to kill myself

Our outside cat also has no patience

It will always be incredible to me that Sherman Hemsley lived near my neighborhood in El Paso for the last 10+ years of his life

I was really rooting for Beverly to win in America's Culinary Cup... What a stupid conceit for the round this episode

New news stories every few hours somehow:

•J.D. Vance vomits on Prime Minister of Agrabah
•Little child at playground easily swings higher than Clavicular

Fuck Chris Brown

I'm a sucker for songs taking advantage of being in stereo

*This post brought to you by the chorus to "The Boys Are Back in Town"

This is the most offensive thing I've ever been told

who ever said jazz is about the notes you dont play amyway. thats not true. have you ever listened to jazz theres so many notes

I kept reading how great these guys were, so I listened to the new album and hated it so fucking much. I feel vindicated

I'm so happy I'm only a very casual baseball fan

One of the more pathetic assholes in Congress, a very competitive field

a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a city at night ALT: a man in a black jacket is standing in front of a city at night

The Pope is weak on crime, red

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Watching basketball