"He checked his watch at least twice while riding the escalator – anxious to catch the early train to Swindon. ‘He lives on the outskirts,’ said Jaget and we shared a moment of mutual incomprehension at the inexplicable life choices of commuters"

'Unauthorised'

Hail and farewell Desmond.

Red shirts on the USS Enterprise

@themeadhallbard.bsky.social got an email I think was meant for you.

I'll be back for you later.

Again?

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Not shit.

Not even close.

Jobs with a high turnover.

• Emperors of Rome

• Popes

• Spartans

• Geordie Messiahs

• Tail gunners

• Quality Managers

• Frenchman with wooden hands

• British prime ministers

• Japanese infantry

• Tottenham managers

• Imperial stormtroopers

• Being French, if I have anything to say.

Nice.

That's the shittest Mead Hall ever.

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The Big Tree remains closed to the general public for reasons of health and safety *

*not getting slaughtered and buried beneath the Big Tree.

Wulferhampton inner peace meditation*

*add booze.

#ShitBirdPhotos

Quality brands of yesteryear do not guarantee quality today.

Just look at Barbour.

Good morning.

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Reminds my of the story about my great uncle Michael, who was at Arnhime, but not in a good way.

The written word cannot contain me*

*no.

It was that or fluorescent green, and which sad arsehole wears fluorescent green laces?

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Donate?

The price of things constantly astonish me. When I was young you could buy a car for the price of a pair of Doc Martens

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Red laces.

My last but one Barbour lasted the best part of thirty years, my last Barbour lasted less than two years.

A brand, a name, decades to build, seconds to loose.

My Docs, like my soul, are always black.

Just don't tell Johnny.

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Red.

You mean Ox blood, yes?

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This sounds suspiciously like poetry.

Doctor Martins.

Your horse has diabetes.