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Posts by mr. torque

Hey--- back! Back!!

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Relax man, relax!

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Some...sometimes....

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Aggh....backbackback....cramp..augh...

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Huh! Okay, I'm thinking something botanical. Maybe a matching set, but not too matchy. Too matchy gets creepy.

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Charmingly old!!

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//i feel like it explains a lot about olwen that her actual dad is ofc dogshit but then the guy who raised her in the human way is the type to bring an 8 year old to bet on horse races

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....wow! You're a real pro! What should we name the kids.

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HH- eyy well I guess that's okay.

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I'm not that old!! Damn...

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Oh, that sounds like a great idea! Maybe we can fake some workplace hazards.

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Huhh??

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Yeah? And do what? Show ass?

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[LOUDEST SNIFFLE ON EARTH]

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NOT MY BIG FAT ASS.

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[He's sweeping the snow off the balcony of Olwen's old aparment, whistling to himself lowly.]

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Just the state of it, is all. As I said, nothing audacious.

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.....well, no use lying to a fellow professional!

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Hey, I only act--

Well, nevermind. Surely you have lots of passions!

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We...well ma'am I assure you it wasn't a question of age just.

[A pause, overly long. Something about that seems to have really bothered him. Washed his face pale.]

...nothing. It suits you very nicely.

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you hair is kind of...

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Kid you can't be telling me that gilfs are the only reason you're alive

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Sheesh! You're passionate!

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Well, ma'am, I dunno how to tell you this, but...

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OKAY, OKAY. no hair dye, got it...

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MEN GET GRAYER AND SAGGIER N O W

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DO NOT KILL YOURSELF!!! HOLY SHIT!!

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Well, not exactly...

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Oh, lad...there, there...[rubbing his back a bit] its tragic but we can't be cryin' about it...

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GILF? G- Weell...mmm. I guess I did upgrade to that recently...

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