there's been this guy cyberstalking my account for like 2 years now and its weird. first it was my twitter, then my tumblr and most recently my bluesky. This level of parasocial obsession is so fascinating, like the guy tried harassing me while i was at church with my family on Easter.

Willy G, this is Strom Borgman, Ward 3 resident.   You may have received some dramatic texts from Dan Carlino or Jennifer Savage, but I need you to know…either one is fine. Let’s all take it down a notch. There’s a fascist in the White House, a pigeon in my bathroom, and a mysterious hum coming from beneath the Higgins Bridge.   So maybe relax over the city council stuff. If you can’t touch grass right now, perhaps watch Moonstruck with Nicolas Cage & Cher. Their love is real. Unlike time.   Thank you for voting. Thank you for becoming infinite.

Ward 3 Missoula city council primary text message campaigns really popping off this year…

Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.

Wow ok
So the age verification thing or whatever hit my state too..
I'm using a vpn as we speak to even post rn....

Stay safe gang ✌️

Uh oh they gonna get high (a joke on the edible word as I know what you really mean)

The military takeover of Washington is not a “distraction” from Epstein. It’s a military takeover of Washington, which is an even bigger deal, and those of us who kill brain cells reporting on this stuff knows it’s been an explicit goal since before the election.

a screencap of sonic adventure, where sonic is talking to a worker at the train in station square. the worker says "Low pay. Hard work. What am I doing?"

A capitalist telling a worker: I got rich through hard work The worker replies: who's though

The capitalist class converts your life-time into leisure-time for themselves. Time to get organized, comrades.
#SocialistSunday

Today would be a good day to release the Epstein Files.

Unredacted.

In their entirety.

University sidelines scientist who exposed toxic metals in Lake Maurepas The SELU scientist who discovered alarming levels of toxic chemicals in Lake Maurepas was abruptly removed from her research position without explanation.

A university scientist who discovered alarming levels of toxic chemicals in a lake in southeastern Louisiana was abruptly removed from her research position this week without explanation

The at home assassination of a state lawmaker should be getting a bigger reaction from the President than someone throwing a rock at a Tesla dealership.

Took some photos of a butterfly

#nokingsday fuck kings! #FuckTrump

Florida Sheriff Who Threatened to Kill Protesters Has History of Corruption, Racial Profiling and Bribery Accusations Florida Sheriff Wayne Ivey and his office have been sued multiple times throughout the years, including for false arrest and imprisonment.

"Sheriff has history of cop-like behavior"

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

A cartoon by Wren McDonald. Protesters unite, forming the leg & body of a giant bringing its boot down upon red-handed riot cops.

Art by Wren McDonald.

Yessssss

Why the FUCK would I pay actual human currency for what is essentially a text-to-speech kindle book? Why the FUCK would I ever want that?? THATS NOT THE POINT OF AN AUDIOBOOK.

read over the lilo and stitch live action plot and… WHAT???? W H A T ??????? THERE’S SO MUCH WRONG WHAT THE FUCK
forgetting missing the point entirely, these guys just like. ripped up the point and spat on it holy shit

Mood

Yeah that's just murder. If he does get out he gonna have to change his name and go into hidding as I know everyone will be gunning for his punk ass

"Gay fish"