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DuPage GOP @DuPageCountyGOP SACE COUNTR The Democrats' BUILD Act will allow developers to bring apartments to single family neighborhoods. They would be allowed to do this by right ... ie no public hearing. Local authority will be tossed aside and suburban mayors are furious. What say you? Are you ok waking up tomorrow to find an apartment next door? See example below. 3:01 PM • Apr 19, 2026 • 423.7K Views

stop! i can only get so erect

Screengrab of a bostonbside reel of a young gentleman holding a sign at the Boston Marathon reading Bill Belichick would've stopped at 25!

bodied

when you do a good one, i adjust my beret, shed a single tear and everyone else in the control room applauds

now that i found a bargain on them i'll let you know

Picture of a white guy in a MAGA hat (but it says "MEN" instead of "AMERICA") at a Trump rally. He's holding up boner pills and it reads: New Program Caps Generic Viagra Price at $0.50/tablet. See if You Qualify

gmail ads are finally appealing to guys like me

Image of a hand holding a business card. It has a cartoon peacock with its naughty bits blurred out. NBC UNIVERSAL KENNETH E. PARCELL ASSISTANT STANDARDS ASSOCIATE LATE NIGHT PROGRAMMING

every time i rewatch 30 rock i find like a dozen jokes i missed before. here's a split-second shot of kenneth's business card from the part of the show where he's a network censor.

there are significant parallels

aloha, mister president

Jared Fogle: Why I'm Becoming a Pedophile

hard to guess the cause, but inshallah it’ll be on the toilet

i love when liquor ads awkwardly cram in how to use it. like when southern comfort realized that no one knows what the fuck to do with southern comfort, so they had all those ads where people acted like “soco & lime” is a thing we all know about and order at bars.

Sean Connery in The Hunt for Red October (1990) talking into a microphone: So in the end, I wasn’t truly hunting for Red October. I was hunting for myself.

an incredible performance

"BUCKAROO" BOKAI SHORTSTOP - LONDON KINGS

this is what baseball cards look like in 2026 right?

Star Trek TNG S01E12 "The Big Goodbye" Data talking to Picard and a guy who's about to get murc'ed by the holodeck" The streak they are referring to will eventually reach 56 games.

Star Trek TNG S01E12 "The Big Goodbye" Data talking to Picard and a guy who's about to get murc'ed by the holodeck" The record will stand until the year 2026 when a shortstop for the London Kings-

big news, baseball fans--a london shortstop is about to break dimaggio's consecutive game hitting record

nothing to do at this point but move

(lifts all of skin) please. my dries.

Grok lol

whoa is this true?!

i digitized a bunch of old tapes last year and watching the commercials was so hypnotic that i posted a big thread of them

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The profile reads: Akshat @star_stufff Follows you theoretical physics © earth earth • Joined November 2023 985 Following 3,030 Followers Followed by Martin Bauer, Ash Jogalekar, Greg Egan, and 7 others

The post reads: Tweet Akshat • @star_stufff Albert Einstein passed away on this day in 1955, from complications associated with a ruptured abdominal aneurysm. His doctors recommended surgical intervention. Einstein replied "I have done my share; it is time to go. I will do it elegantly." Image: R. Morse/LIFE

It reads: Tweet Akshat O @star_stufff In 1978, Yau and Schoen used variational methods to give the first proof of the Positive Energy Conjecture in general relativity (Witten gave a separate proof two years later that used entirely different methods). The paper was submitted in September and appeared in print in February of the following year. In general relativity, unlike in other classical field theories, there is no meaningful local notion of the energy density of the gravitational field. You can't just visit every point in a region, measure some quantity, add it to a running total, and then call that result the total energy of a gravitating system. One way to see the reason for this obstruction is to appeal to the hinh imnlinethat

This person on Twitter is taking my threads and posts and presenting them verbatim as his own.

a woman texts her mother. says she is depressed. that life seems hopeless.

mom: the treatment is simple. go to facebook and see my latest post. it is a beautiful dressage performance set to beatles music. it is incredible.

woman, bursting into tears: but mother--

pales in comparison to my idea: the iAss (the first electronic ass from apple)

the question on everyone’s lips: will john apple bring back the ipod shuffle?

oh, it’s 4/20? haha sorry i didn’t realize, cause thats just a regular day for me, as a weed blazer, but go off kiddo

current 4-way splitscreen going rn:

marathon
red sox-tigers
patriots’ day starting mark wahlberg
national bong rip smoke tricks championship sponsored by doritos loco taco

"you don't hate mondays, you hate capitalism"

i can hate a lot of things actually. there is not a limit for me.

RETVRN?

Ted Allen from Chopped: Sorry, Unc. You have been chopped.

anyone do this yet?

do you think if they legalized dueling if it would become a murder defense? then they'd have to set up some dueling certification system, etc etc