How bout now? (I’m probably gonna ask you this every day)

How long do we have to wait?

Hey @teddypasketti.bsky.social can we sue Mike Elias for fraud?

Can we form a brigade and storm the warehouse?

You think if we all email rubenstein he’d get it? It baffles me that this team has 1 more win than last year’s and he’s still employed

Can one of the Orioles beat writers please ask what the fuck

Know what this needs? A pie

PETE YOU DID IT

That’s such a cool picture!

Does the dude in the crab costume have to run sideways?

Always

I have decided to watch the artemis stuff. At least that doesn’t piss me off

So basically Trump is their bitch and they will do whatever they want. Basically.

I’ll get some trash we can throw if he’s still here in June. He’s had 7 years

He should get benched for that, honestly

He’s just a terrible person

Bahahahahaha

I can’t watch because of anxiety but I am LOVING the Austin Hays hate

*leadoff double*
Immediately stranded

I do not have the will to watch this today

Craig Albernaz’s 2025 Guardians did not have Mike Elias at the helm and were capable of making in game adjustments

I (still) hate this team. They’re (still) disgusting.

Normally lots of season left would be calming, however thus far it’s a carbon copy of everything since the last half of 24

The orioles are, uh, not good

Shitty fundamentals. Absolute garbage hitting. Terrible bullpen. And we about to have the same record as last year at this time.

But hey, saying this team is the same as last year’s is overreacting, right?

Yeah we don’t do that here

Always

I simply do not have the tolerance for 2025 Orioles 2.0

You know Dean in Norfolk just laughing maniacally

I simply do not have the tolerance for Charlie Morton 2.0