He really is an alt man isn’t he

Unironically love that we’re giving this energy to whatever alien civilization discovers the golden record millions of years from now

Why are ppl prepping for doomsday rn. Why not just wait until its about to happen and take a shower right then

Horrible month to be a Strait of Malacca stan

America's gonna need a truth & reconciliation process when this admin is over. Or some kind of public horsewhipping/tar and feathering on the nat'l mall in a carnival like atmosphere

Sorry baby not tn. Gotta monitor the price of Brent crude

Half of all men ages 18-49 have an active account on a sports betting or prediction market but yah no I bet the real reason they’re not doing ok is cuz bitch women have jobs now

Brent Crude is a great name for a drag king

The Iran war has cast a pall over Cadbury crème egg season

Once a month I play Man in the Mirror on repeat and respond to all the texts, DMs and emails I’ve ignored for weeks

I actually really appreciate how stingy my landlord is being w heating. Makes me feel connected to my ancestors in the tenements

Shut up nerd. Good luck teaching those books of which u speak

NFR #1 for 7th consecutive year… idk if I’m listening too much or if everyone else isn’t listening enough

I think my mom is the median American voter. Devout Catholic, devout Bernie supporter, devout watcher of Ancient Aliens

Bored and reading negative reviews of Stonewall and there’s apparently a mean lesbian bartender who’s doing the lord’s work

Soy una evangelista por la Rosalía

Don’t get your hopes up about this turning him woke again

The Mayo Clinic says the first event turns you conservative, second event is libertarian, third is anarcho-syndicalism, and THEN back to woke

Still hilarious to me that Ireland basically scammed its way into being richer than Switzerland, Singapore and the Cayman Islands

Obvi Trump was always going to be all over these files, but Larry Summers getting brutally exposed is such a delicious unexpected surprise

Dressing up as NYC’s sexiest diva

90s era political feminist folk/rock very satisfying to listen to rn. Kinda wild that it was all in reaction to like, bill clinton lol

Reading reviews of One Battle After Another & wondering why no one discussed the middle act w the estranged English brothers and then realized I went into the wrong theatre at one point & spent the middle hour watching Anemone

I used to assume that once climate change starts happening right in our faces ppl would wake up, but doesn’t seem like that’s gonna be the case 🤪

Fitting that it’s October 3rd cuz I can hear ppl getting bored w me posting about charli/taylor but I can’t stop

I wanna take ho pics but my eczema is flaring up. Is there a subset of gay perverts who’d be into that

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It’s been long enough since I’ve seen a doctor that I think I get to call myself masc trade

I’m doing the 107 days challenge. I can’t be burdened by what has been until January

I blame the Protestant reformation. Ain’t no way you’d see this shit in a Catholic church

Drag name Eileen Fissure