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the main issue with editing Calvin & Hobbes comic strips as a meme template is that you are probably not as funny as Bill Watterson

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(56 y/o teacher trying to stay in the game) In many ways, ozymandias was the FIRST man to be, "CANCELED" !

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Great thanks. I didn't notice It's ruined now.

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zooble did her makeup #tadc #ragapom

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zooble did her makeup #tadc #ragapom

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Dude YES!!!

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Jen: MARCY STOP HACKING THE NINTENDO DIRECT!!!
Marcy as the subtitles of Shigeru Miyamoto: It's too late, Jen. im mario now. I Am In Mario
Jen: STOP!!! He wouldn't say that!!!

Jen: MARCY STOP HACKING THE NINTENDO DIRECT!!! Marcy as the subtitles of Shigeru Miyamoto: It's too late, Jen. im mario now. I Am In Mario Jen: STOP!!! He wouldn't say that!!!

mario comic
#slashfic #mario

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Woah

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Jen: MARCY STOP HACKING THE NINTENDO DIRECT!!!
Marcy as the subtitles of Shigeru Miyamoto: It's too late, Jen. im mario now. I Am In Mario
Jen: STOP!!! He wouldn't say that!!!

Jen: MARCY STOP HACKING THE NINTENDO DIRECT!!! Marcy as the subtitles of Shigeru Miyamoto: It's too late, Jen. im mario now. I Am In Mario Jen: STOP!!! He wouldn't say that!!!

mario comic
#slashfic #mario

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via PopCrave - New "SLASHFiC" Series Announced

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Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

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Why aren't we all making rock operas

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the spritessss

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Meredith saying something Iโ€™ve spent a lot of the last couple years thinking about:

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Ok you finally fooled me. Totally thought this was an Ernie one. Kudos

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Bottom of the Hill is closing and it breaks our heart. So we put something awesome together with Foolish Relics and Friendship Games

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I had a dream I met one of the hex girls and she was really nice and full of wisdom. It was the Blonde one

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It must feel so good to be an ice creature like a penguin or seal and swallow a whole fish whole

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I get stressed out when I open Instagram and all the posts have songs I've never heard of before. Where is everybody hearing these songs

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Our most excellent friends @runawayricochet.bsky.social and your humble, 2x 924 Gilman Award Winning Saddy Snackers are hitting the road in April! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Will we see you at any of our shows? ๐Ÿ’•

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two kinds of people

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two kinds of people

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It was a woke summer night

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To be fair though I still don't know how the fuck you did all of matchmaker so fast that shit was nuts

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