Larissa Waters asks former Treasury chief Ken Henry if it’s too simplistic to say wartime gas profits from the war on Iran can either go to Australians, or to overseas investors & shareholders.
Henry “That’s not simplistic, that’s how it is!” “It is as simple as that.” 💥 #auspol

When your hair is so thick the hairdresser has to mix up a third bowl!

He needs a group of them so that they can create a fictitious reality for him and we don't have to hear the insanity every day

Leather from an old boot perhaps

She came to his aid in King of the Monsters. More confusing story line than Resident Evil

Everyone at work is getting sick

Kangaroos are T Rexes, look at the short forelimbs

There is always one sock that will hitch a ride when I'm washing sheets but today it was a pair. Jackpot!

Boy has completely FUBARd the expensive La Creuset pan in less than 6 months

Oh yes it does...

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If the duopoly were really concerned about the cost of living they’d ensure supermarkets don’t make billions, when ppl are skipping meals.
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#Auspol

I can't understand how negotiations with Iran could possibly have failed with such a stellar lineup of Americans🙄

They're not even trying, folks.

PANTO works

Image of Donald Trump. Headline: Aussies miss when morning routine didn’t involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today

From the archive but always relevant: chaser.com.au/general-news...

That Robin's that hanging around you while you're doing the garden is keeping an eye out for worms. It's not your dead nan.

I'm so happy for him

Morning all!

We will build a second Strait of Hormuz, and Mexico is going to pay for it.

by Donald J. Trump

First rule in Grift Club is there is there is only one seat in that lifeboat

Kerry: I was part of the any number of conversations with Netanyahu.

Psaki: Pitching the US strike Iran?

Kerry: Yes, he wanted us to strike. He came to President Obama. He made a presentation to ask to strike. President Obama refused. President Biden refused. President Bush refused.

Saving it for a special obituary?

Surely someone has the unredacted files to leak

I was searching for a reply with Jigsaw

*talking to teenage militant atheist self*

current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church

teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government

current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

Not in the mood for people today, good thing it is a WFH day

An entirely predictable outcome

Christopher Penn wrote: Just remember that given the abundance of neurodivergent people in science, it's far more likely that autism causes vaccines.

A different perspective.
Always helpful.

The Iranian embassy in Iran quote tweets Trump's insane 'Fuckin Strait tweet with the comment: "This low level of civility and intelligence shown by a leader of a country is regrettable; the shameful fervor with which intentions to commit war crimes are repeated is staggering; and the fact that the Divine is invoked regardless of ill intentions clearly exposes deep fanaticism. Apologies for sharing this language." Trump's tweet reads: "Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP"

my entire timeline on x is now just iranian embassies demonstrating a facility with the english language that puts everything i've ever read from the trump administration to shame

Ketan Joshi @KetanJ0 Dear website, - I don't want you to post notifications to my desktop - I don't want to subscribe to your thing via a popup -I don't want you to know my location -Please stop autoplaying that video -I am angry and sad now 2:47 p.m. 13 May 18 3,167 Retweets 11.8K Likes ProgrammerHumor.io

this 8 year old tweet of mine emerged recently and just, man, what I would give to return to a time when these were the main issues with The Internet

A hopping xenomorph doesn't sound too scary