Pursue? Mademoiselle-Championne, you’ve lost your mind!

Yvonne, if you have nothing nice to say…

❥ monsieur calem leblanc
❥ 30, he, lumiose city
❥ personal assistant to former champion diantha
❥ informant for the looker bureau
❥ sfw only / single verse / 18+

My allergy to cigarettes persecutes me.

If you say so. 🎶

Mm. And proud of your power, too. Yes, very well. It seems I’m still the only lackey here. 😮‍💨

Ha ha ha ha ha, of course Yvonne’s favorite lackey would be just as strongly opinionated! 😆

Ugh. It sticks under my fingernails no matter how short I manicure them. No thank you.

I love touching grass, as they say.

I have a fucking headache. Now I see why Monsieur Leblanc is so rarely online.

My. That is a tall gentleman.

Diantha just received a letter from my ”official fan club”. They urgently request she have me be more public-facing. What is happening.

I’m always surprised by my ability to attract attention just from standing next to famous women.

Buuuu-uuutttt…?

Here, I have a copy. You are, allegedly, honeymooning on Cinnabar Island as we speak.

Lumiose Press, last week. Whoupsie. Did you not see?

daily affirmations.

Devil woman.

Ah, please, you flatter me so… What all have you been up to? Is it true you‘ve married or is that tabloid drama?

Hello, Silky. 👋 Fair lady! It’s been some time since you last crossed paths with Madame Diantha, hm? The years have been kind to you.

Ms. Kildunn, ANGE needs your final approval on this shoot, and they seem to think I’m your assistant. Call them back before I crumple up these proofs and shove them in unpleasant places. 💞

Okay!

😀

❥ all art self made

That’s why we call it la petit mort. Xerneas Life-breather was jealous that its Counterpart had full domain over all things death. 🤣

There are legends about Xerneas Cornucopion waking from its slumber for rare nights, coming down onto the Earth as man, and spending those evenings drinking and debauching with the mortals.

Ugh. Mange des morts. You foul woman.

Ha ha. You love me.