Morning commute.

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3rd best growth. #joedle

Using one's craft to pay for meals only goes so far. Every time I point out egregious English mistakes on menus I get short shrift, never a free meal. It's one rule for celebrated artists, and another for English teachers...

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I have, you have, the wrong contraction. #joedle

Rehearsal time. Spot the hidden snowy mountain.

On reflection, now the dust has settled, I think that 25-minute-half idea actually sounds pretty good. #nufc

By the way, don’t check the rugby score if you are looking for some good North East sporting news.

Dark times. This is not good.

Again. Fucking, again. It was never in doubt was it? #nufc

I think I’ve figured out what’s going wrong. Every team we play is better than us. A lot better than us. #nufc

B&W photo of a microliter.

Uchinada beach.

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Isn’t that a name, Carl? #joedle

Today’s treat with my soup.

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Sebastiaaaaaaaaaan!!!!! #joedle

Do you listen to the What Did You Do Yesterday podcast? This book was heavily featured in a recent episode... @maxrushden.bsky.social

Dizzy morning commute.

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Premium carrot preparation suggestion. #joedle

I'd never heard of 10s before! Interesting mix of 7s and 15s styles.

Slightly gloomy morning commute.

A bowl of utterly disgusting, vomit-tasting soup.

Beautiful tulips from the garden.

Beautiful tulips from the garden.

The soup diet itinerary.

Soup week begins! At least I have nice tulips around me, even if they are in danger of being eaten…

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I’d barely started! #joedle

Well, to get those numbers it would really have to be a double bill with @olliehorn.bsky.social ...

All those dates, yet not one in Japan. I know it's not you, it's your agent, but come on, just a bit of effort?

Morning commute. Sakuranai.

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Re: the answer. #joedle

Morning commute. Waning Sakura.

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Santa out! #joedle

I think you’re both right. @scottforbes86.bsky.social @cognerd.bsky.social

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Baa Baa Street. #joedle

Me wearing Prince socks.

I can safely say I’m the only one at my daughter’s hoikuen entrance ceremony wearing Prince socks…