Australia here. Fake news. I expect it is spin to make the Trump family a victim after Trump criticised Australia and the world went 'meh'.

Cable ties? Really? Where are your Velcro ties? 😂

It's a cult.

Sheep don't wear cotton.

Iran busy doing at sea transfers...... Everyone is a winner...... Sigh!

a group of people wearing tuxedos and headphones are sitting at a desk with their hands on their faces . ALT: a group of people wearing tuxedos and headphones are sitting at a desk with their hands on their faces .

As a foreigner, MAGA's complete lack of historical perspective has me smacking my fucking forehead, each and every fucking day.

What in the ever loving world, is that fucking grey thing?

I expect the 'storage batteries will burst into flames crowd' will be a bit quieter today. Looking at you Murdoch media.

#auspol

Matt Canavan not willing to criticise One Nation accepting lavish gifts from Gina Reinhardt. Knows which side his bread is buttered on.

#auspol #abc730

@deadlinewh.bsky.social hi Nicolle and team, Australia here. I think you should be thanking Trump for bringing American English closer to Australian English.

Do you honestly think that you would be openly broadcasting terms like batshit crazy, WTF and FFS.

Welcome sister!

Hmmmm, anyone heard from Pam Bonfire? She would, absolutely, have the inside to Trump's guilt.

Quick check of stock futures trading.....

That's no moon....

Mild metabolism speed up in 3...2....

He does always seem to be staring into the abyss.... Oh wait....

As sneering people go, Sneering McSneering Face, was the sneeringest of them all. #pambondi

Who TF are these 31%. For the love of God!

CBD landlords are a powerful lobby group.

We just joked it was Sky After Dutton. #insiders

You can see that exact moment Hastie realised he was having a shocker. #insiders

Hastie sounds an awful lot like a socialist when it suits his narrative and an awful lot like an idiot when it doesn’t.
#insiders #auspol

The irony is that solar and wind will be used to power this rocket scientist of an idea. Liquid Coal. FFS. #insiders

That's it Andy! Take away all incentives to reduce our reliance on fossils. Gina says thanks.

#insiders

This is what worries me the most about conservative politics: no sense of the gravitas of history.

An*electric* Mustang as a hearse......

This is looking more and more like an SNL skit everyday.

Better for the LNP than I thought.

Oh good. An improvement in humanity and its only 8am.

Had she had more done?

In years to come, when we search the internet for a definition of psychotic - with a touch of inebriated, this sequence of photos will remain the common definition.