offer not limited to detroit

When the photographer tells me to arch my back

Procrastinating on my taxes by playing Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion is a little too on the nose.

How do you define relaxation?

i love them, but they close up SO quickly

my kingdom to never have to repierce my nips again.

(don't @ me for blood or needle play!)

I apologize in advance to my canadian friends.

Gonna start foot content just so I have a reason to get this sign.

MARTY SUPREME SHUTOUT 🙏🙏🙏

choosing to focus on this gold medal celebration from the Swedish Women's curling team.

You're passively, vaguely aware Sweden won gold in women's curling.

I'm hyper-analyzing Sofia Scharback's sleeve.

We are not the same.

Italy's skip is doing some incredible curling. Looking forward to seeing if they can build a better team around her for the 2030 Olympics.

explore bottoms? don't mind if I do.

Larry Fink Ponders Moving WEF Meetings From Davos to Dublin or Detroit Larry Fink, the interim co-chief of the World Economic Forum, is openly musing about a venue change for the flagship event that would take the annual January meeting outside of Switzerland.

Davos in Detroit? I'm a homer for the city, but even I have to wonder what Larry Fink is up to.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Why in the world does the 28 Years Later Blu Ray open with a trailer for 28 Days Later? Pretty sure people with the disc know about that one.

My fart triggered an AI assistant which might be the most profound statement on the technology to date.

we love a temperate rainforest

phew. lucky for me!
Anchorage is one of my happy places for sure. Enjoy!!

New year, new music. Every winter, I love going back and listening to Metacritic's top 40 albums of the previous year, but what was your favorite release of 2025?

holy sugar i missed an update. alaska f'n rules.

My xHamster account is being deleted because I haven't watched The Devils (1971) in twelve months.

not the quote for my new pillowcases being $400 apiece 😫

someday I will catch my last three fish in Hades and then I can finally start Hades II

Success!

I'm the hottest person in line at this Sbarro

In this new year let us remember that transition does not absolve you of gendered labor.

Pluribus s01e08 "Charm Offensive" is the most divorced piece of media I've watched in ages. And it somehow also had the most authentic wlw kiss I've seen in a while. The spit string! 🤤

"You're telling me a ginger bred this man?"

Yes. Yes, I am.

That Hat YouTube video by Swan Dive - Topic

Merry Christmas (faggots only)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=10RO...

getting caged at an orgy (for losing at Jenga) was a top tier (non) experience