Your wife waters flowers
I want to kill her

But you know they were definitely from the HR Lobby…

I know the CIPD (the official HR body in the UK - not necessarily a great benchmark) had concerns for small businesses but were broadly supportive. Can you site your sources on the “HR lobbyists” who held meetings with MPs? Would like to see what they represent as it feels antithetical to my values

No idea what “HR lobbyists” are, but as someone who’s been in HR for almost 30 years, I can tell you that my networks are full of HR people trying to raise the alarm about the lack of funding for tribunals and how bad that is for employees trying to hold employers accountable

If it was almost anyone else my empathy metre would have gone into over drive. But not for him!

Which is why he unraveled on Tim Pool’s show. His brain is broken!

The TikTok girlies (gender neutral) are hatching a plan to all buy copies of communion by hooks on Vance's release date. I will be participating.

This is just one continuous video of a very strong and scary kitty

I’m currently on holiday with 7 incredible people I met through Twitter. We campaigned together, we defeated Murdoch and many of us remain tightly bonded. I’ll be grateful to Twitter for them forever

Definitely a worthy winner! Loved all of their final builds

This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Can I add Marion Wills Anderson #mums26 and thank you so much xxx

The world is scary and chaotic, so it’s important we maintain our own rules and standards

Two underestimated blondes stepping into their power!

I have never trusted anyone this much

Me (looking at the ASOS app): What is the fashion emergency that justifies this new slate of clothes?

Also me: the fashion emergency is avoiding a fashion emergency

I’m glad that they put Reece out of his misery #TheTraitors

I once hurt my neck so badly washing my hair that I needed 8 weeks of osteopathy

Always another twist!

I really want it to be Fiona

#TraitorsUK look how comfortable Amanda is with a walk talky, how have they not figured out she’s an ex copper

No cheating reskeet the most recent picture of your pet(s)

As very much a cat person, I’m not entirely sure what this is going to mean but I’m on board

Just like a cat to take advantage! Also, got to love them, look how hard they worked to get into the bag!
Hope you’re doing better 💗

Cannot count how many times I’ve made this mistake!

A chef! I don’t think I’d be a very good, I used to work with some amazing chefs and I know I don’t have what it takes

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 As a black man. I think Charlie Kirk is great. 00:08 • 29/03/2020 - Twitter for iPhone C 四 Charlie Kirk @ @charliekirk11 Replying to @charliekirk11 Haha thank you. I bet all the liberals will speak over you and call you racist. You're truly great!

Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.