My list is still very long even though I've been so many places, but I suspect you have some time on me.

Every time I come home from a trip, it takes me like 2 weeks max before I'm itching to go on another one.

It was trained into me from a young age

Truly a perfect gif for what I'm doing

As we should be!

I'm the kind of NY aggressive where if I'm trying to leave the train and someone bursts on before I can get off, I will purposefully shoulder check them back onto the platform to teach them a lesson about patience.

Way ahead of you!

I'm not a girl boss, I'm a girl employee.

That's absolutely what this post was about lmao.

Any time anything remotely Albanian happens in the news, I have 75 people sending it to me. Trust that I, an actual Albanian, have seen it before y'all.

A show I like that is normally very anti-cop recently did a crossover with a cop show funded by the LAPD and a huge number of people in the subreddit were basically saying they're immune to copaganda so they're not disappointed in the show. 🙄

Exactly, I'm not paying ab extra $10 just to use an app.

I don't know if any places near me do phone orders anymore either, I haven't tried.

I always just order there if I'm gonna bother leaving the house.

Good for you!

Remember when we used to call a restaurant, place an order for pickup, then actually leave our house to go get it? When was the last time you did that?

Not to even mention trying to find one that works on women's bodies!

I've been looking to get a nice suit in a fun color, and they're all like a 700 to a thousand dollars. 😭 I had no idea suits were this expensive, it's not fair that plain boring black ones are so much cheaper.

Good!

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A person with long pink hair is wearing a long green dress, holding out a sheathed sword while sitting on a rock in a desert, in front of mountains.

Doing a little travel this spring, find me in
Memphis 5/8
Wichita 5/12-13

I usually use a grapefruit spoon. 😉

Never had them, didn't even know they existed until this moment!

Me crying knowing nobody is ever gonna bring me my favorite fruit to a session because it's kiwis and they're kind of insane to break out and eat on a date because I don't eat the skins like a freak

I wanna be very clear that I'm not talking about Marisa Tomei, I'm talking about Mona Lisa Vito the character lol.

Devastating

How could you not be?

Nobody has ever done it like Mona Lisa Vito from My Cousin Vinny.

It's wild how often someone tells me they can't dye their hair a fun color because it's too dark......... Have y'all never heard of bleach?? You think we're all Aryan with white blonde hair as adults?

If I see you posting shit that's obviously AI, I'm unfollowing you. I'm not even particularly good at detecting AI, so if I can tell- so can you.