Thanks for the newsflash.
I wasn’t aware of this story.

Now just let me know as soon as a
state prosecutor grows the balls to indict a federal agent for murder “in performance of their duties”.

Jonathan Ross.
Almost 5 fucking months ago.
Multiple camera angles.

I’m not even a lawyer and I could get a murder conviction in a half hour with my fucking iPhone.

The fuck do murder charges have to do with me? The attorney general of the state is a democrat.
Let me know when they do something.

Oh yeah?
When?

Cuz usually when you murder people on camera in broad daylight they’re arrested immediately.

Good one.
This is Trump 2.0.
The Cassidy Hutchinsons have all been purged.
This administration is polluted with nothing compromised alcoholics, drug addicts and Pam Bondis.

Sabonis was the easiest one for me.
All those rebounds and only 15 games played this year.

It was basically Grant Williams.
Jared Vanderbilt.

I got the other 2.

Kinda looks like Grant Williams numbers lol

Counterpoint: why should you know who this is?

NBA refs are cooking these playoffs

Offensive foul for illegal taking of a standard jump shot.

If that stands it’s 2 absurd offensive fouls in less than a minute for OKC.

I found out about that beef from The Watch podcast.
Those 2 hosts were big The Good Wife heads lol

Orlando Magic should consider putting the basketball into the hoop once or twice this quarter.

LOL at the tepid “Yankees suck” chant the Fenway faithful suckers just attempted.
No no.
It is in fact the Red Sox who suck now.

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Cool.

*John Henry

Whatever he probably has a nephew named Tom or something and he can go fuck himself too

7 innings.
5 base runners.

Fucking embarrassing.

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People paying hundred of dollars to sit in those awful seats at Fenway to watch that glorified minor league team are the biggest suckers in New England.
Stop. Giving. Them. Money.

23 games
202 strikeouts
13 home runs
.229 team avg

Meanwhile, Tom Henry and Tom Werner up in the executive offices:

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Halftime of the Pistons Magic game so I clicked over to check in on the Red Sox.

Archie Panjabi, her costar on The Good Wife hated her so much that after I think her 3rd season on the show she refused to shoot scenes in person together.
Basically every scene involving them was a cell phone call.

PS. Good lord did I have me a tv crush on Archie Panjabi.

23 years in Congress.
That’s $14,347.82 per year.

That’s not just minuscule when it comes to political donations.
That’s “I bet he barely knew what AIPAC even is” money.

Delete your account. The man literally just died you fucking trash excuse of a human.

If they lose on Friday night #2 is definitely applicable. This series should NOT get to a game 6.

Yeah this Rockets season needs to end. This is a dreadful loss.

Fouling Sengun is clearly legal for the Lakers.

Neither of those things solve tonight’s problem of Maxey and Edgecombe having wide open 3s all night.
Garza has to play drop coverage just like Vuc cuz they’re so slow.
The move was to go small and play Tatum at the 5 so that every high screen didn’t become a wide open 3.
Joe just won’t do it.

All these series are 1-1.
About to be another one too after KD drops 30 on the Lakers.
This shit is never easy, unless you’re MJ’s 90s Bulls in the eastern conference. Then it was easy.

Scoot Henderson’s stat line is hilarious.

Timelord?!? 😳😳😳

I haven’t missed a Celtics playoff game since before the 1984 season.
After 40+ years you learn not to expect sweeps.