Credit scores were invented in the 80s to regain control over women and minorities after we were able to get credit without a white dude co-signing in the 70s. I am not a crackpot.

"Men like it when you really glom it on" me re: anti-chaffing thigh crème

John 11:35, "Jesus wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."

A bat. Big ears, beautiful wings… the whole nine yards

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat

You'll never guess what song is stuck in my head. There's no way. There are just too many songs in the world.

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

William Shatner, looking jolly in the face of death

Hope he has a good dinner but I’m glad he’s finally facing the executioner

stietjen_ 5h Wait... has @target gotten rid of plus sizes completely? l've been a loyal Target girl through EVERYTHING. Boycotts, weird style phases, the slow disappearance of the plus-size section... I stayed. And now the plus-size section is just... gone? Babe, I noticed. I literally can't buy anything here anymore. At some point it's not a style issue, it's just exclusion. Inclusivity is cute until your customers can't actually shop. You can't lose a whole customer base and call it a vibe.

girl be so fucking serious right now

Weather!? Lol, amirite?

I guess I lived

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

It is crazy watching the weather and them saying, "It updates every 5 minutes, so we'll have to wait for the update."

There is literally a refresh icon on the screen.

If I die in a tornado because that orange idiot gutted the weather service, feel free to throw my ashes in his face.

There is nobody under the age of 55 who remembers seeing astronauts return to earth like this

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

aw jeez! i hope the fire's ok

Baby from ponyo

Current mood: baby from Ponyo

Brag.

I’m really happy about what Zohran has done so far in terms of holding these companies accountable and doing extremely corny stunt announcements.

intrusive thought: the most feminist thing I could do right now is to trip that guy about to walk by me

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable.

The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back.

We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

how much money does the marine corps lose

It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you

Lina Khan helped Joe Biden set this up, but he never pushed it hard to take credit for it.

Now, with Khan working for Mamdani, he's doing it for NYC residents. And actually telling them he's doing it.

Good policies aren't good politics unless you take credit constantly for them.

My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog and they put their paw on your arm like, "we're not done here."

Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny singing the end of the Nightman Cometh. She sings "just to be clear i did not write that song and have never had sex with a child"

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

i can vote in america because decades ago civil rights activists said no more would we accept an america where black people were treated as second class.

trans activists are in the great tradition of making america as great as it keeps saying it is, and anyone opposed to them is an enemy of freedom

a close up of our Lord and Savior jesus's face and he's got his beautifully painted yellow nails up to his mouth in faux surprise

he said what

on EASTER

Bluesky isn’t dying, it just says it is all the time because it’s a millennial