We need to give serious thought to how else to take advantage of Vance's god-tier ability to repel all humans.

Huh. It’s as though actual military action isn’t like it is in the movies. Never could’ve imagined.

It’s dress code reminder time at my kid’s school and holy crap it set me off. A tube top is “disruptive.” A piece of fabric. Disruptive. Nope. It’s just easier to police girls clothes than require more of boys. Fuck off.

Republicans manufacture problems to create solutions that no one needs

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.

This is not a small thing, and it’s not just run of the mill misogyny - there is a war on women’s humanity and I’m fucking exhausted of people not treating it like the emergency it is

That’s what these ‘debates’ are really about: framing old fashioned oppression as some kind of high-brow concern for women’s happiness.

You know what makes us happy? Bank accounts. Voting rights. The ability to leave a bad marriage and not have a miscarriage kill us.

I just realized that Majorie Taylor Greene likely picked January 5th because it would (barely) make her eligible for a congressional pension.

A House Member has to win three consecutive terms and serve at least five years. January 3rd marks her fifth year in Congress.

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Thank you!

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

#NoKings #NoKingsMidland

nobel peace prize is not awarded posthumously

just a little fun fact to file away for next year for absolutely no particular reason

Why has Dominion Voting Systems been settling defamation lawsuits with Trump allies who falsely claimed the company stole the 2020 election?

Because Dominion has just been bought by a company run by a former GOP election official.

Be warned.

This is Trump’s shutdown.

They are Trump’s tariffs.

It is Trump’s economy.

It will be Trump’s recession.

Yesterday, Meta unveiled a new "feed" on its platforms that will exclusively feature AI-generated videos.

This overshadowed another big announcement...

On Tuesday, Meta launched a super new PAC geared towards electing politicians that will block any AI regulation.

Hello?

Crush With Eyeliner. I am smitten.

Oh. My. God.

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.

And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

Charlie Kirk did not practice politics the right way. He made a career of engaging in the worst degree of bad faith and putting the lives of vulnerable people at greater risk with his shameless propaganda.

His murder is entirely reprehensible, but that doesn't condone his unbridled hatred.

[conservative pundit Zoom on Sunday night]

"Okay, this week, our outrage will be..."

*picks paper slip out of hat*

"...Cool Ranch Doritos..."

*slip*

"...being woke..."

*slip*

"...because they come in a blue bag."

"Uh, Sir, that doesn't make any sense."

"GET OUT THERE AND FUCKING SELL IT"

The smog rolls over Manhattan. U.S. National Archives Photo. (Vice article)

This is what America looked like before environmental protections. We can't go back.

the stuff in here about the Michigan senate primary is accurate and infuriating.

Ew. We don’t want him.

Not enough people know this - and they should!

btw, we shouldn't let the firing of the BLS commissioner and the Epstein scandal distract from the fact that yesterday's job report really was bad. Outside of health care, the economy LOST jobs over the last three months.