i deleted all the games and apps off my phone, put my phone in a trash can, and now just carry my game boy around in my pocket instead. so if you want to reach me you will have to release a new game boy game.
Clue-d’oh
You have the opportunity to make some VERY topical DJ song requests
Why do I feel like it’ll turn out to be ICE
Hoping at least one of you has seen Christmas With The Kranks (2004) otherwise this does not work as well
by Luther Krank
Bong Joon Ho took a characteristically radical approach when questioned on his thoughts around the rise of Al technology at the jury press conference of the Marrakech Film Festival on Saturday. The Korean director, who is president of the jury, gave two responses, one measured, the other deeply personal. "My official answer is, Al is good because it's the very beginning of the human race finally seriously thinking about what only humans can do. But my personal answer is, I'm going to organize a military squad, and their mission is to destroy AI," he said.
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Hazel grew on me.
Election meme: 50.1 Everyone gets a puppy, 49.9 diarrhea forever
Everything feels like this now
Ok so it’s Germany, Austria and Finland for me so far. Hazel is a bit much #eurovision
I love AI. It’s like they took the concept of SatNav devices that direct you to drive straight into a lake and expanded it to absolutely everything.
Annoying, I got through the first time but then changed my mind on timings! Locked out, after that.
I tried to swap performance time and now it says the code is invalid for both... any ideas? thanks!
this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
letter to The Observer 2.3.25 "The absent sausage" Nigel Slater's mouthwatering recipe for sausages with spinach and cannellini beans was accompanied by a succulent full-page photograph (Magazine, last week). However, it depicted only five sausages, while the recipe indicated six. Am I the only one who wants to know what happened to the other one? Verne Sanderson Tenterden, Kent
superb letter to The Observer
Finally (& way later than I should have) fully deleted the Bird App, and feel weirdly bereft. I posted some good tweets over the years! Some really good tweets. Will my Bleets be as fresh? (no)
wait I mean "oh my god I do the same thing"
someone texted me recently do be like "why do you always start your messages with "guys - "? so I 100% feel your pain. we find our thing and we stick with it (until someone points it out)
I got a pair of Bose QuietComforts with work, and they're definitely quietly comfy! Apparently the noise cancelling works well too, judging by the people throwing things at me
Meme with pictures of Michael Caine from Muppet Christmas Carol and Tim Curry from Muppet Treasure Island with the following description and reply: "The reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet. Discuss." "No need to discuss,your analysis is spot on"
Obligatory: (And as noted, spot on)
A Christmas tree pressed up against the ceiling of a room that is objectively too small for the size of the tree purchased
Merry Christmas from the Griswolds x
well well well
A fancy cat leaning over the side of a bath looking concerned
“Oh you’re having a bath? That’s great. Well anyway, lemme know when you’re out and I’ll lick your legs”
Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"
I’m just excited to find someone I haven’t already bored with the story!
It was 2023’s hottest news! me dropping a radiator on my hand
for anyone keeping track of my “he dropped a radiator on his hand” drama, I’m having more surgery next week because the last one put my finger back on the wrong way
I've recently taken to collecting all the early DVD classics - A Knight's Tale, The Day After Tomorrow, Dodgeball, Bruce Almighty, Ice Age, please send help I'm a deeply unhappy ma
on a potentially related note, anyone know how to get rust off a Rolleiflex?
can’t live without mine! That and my moisture meter go everywhere (in the house) with me…