"where should i park this scissor lift?" "Over by the les-beams and girl-ders"

Now that the Straight of Hormuz is a tough sell, the Ever Given has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Two pieces of paper with watercolor otters on the stream bank, one has spikey hair and a goatee and is titled 'Guy Fieotter'

Did a watercolor session with my middle kid. He put a goatee and spiked hair on it and called it "Guy Fieotter". Classic. #guyFieri #watercolor

The article is paywalled so I can't read it, but I'll guess what's in it:
1. Never
2. When you are defusing a bomb under the guidance of an expert who was dialed in
3. When you are performing emergency first aid under the guidance of a medical professional who was dialed in
End of List

Why are her arms so tiny? When did airlines start employing penguin-human hybrids?

I got a dual zone air fryer yesterday, so I plan on being doubly insufferable about owning an air fryer.

Happy Nonbinary People's Awareness Week Everyone!

Isn't that the point?

Toothless neckwrap plushie. Good times all around.

Made a #bluey and #fsu mashup bag for the wife. I'm pretty happy with how it came out.

More #bluey art with the kid. #muffin this time as the flamingo queen!

Painted #Bluey with my kid from a youtube video tutorial. Good times

Second machine is painted and art now. Some day I'll launch my blog and post the process.

Finished up a hooded poncho made from a $4.99 clearance blanket for my kid. The singer 201's name is Lady... I'll post pics of her partner machine that i have called The Tramp.

Finished up an oversized hoodie for my kid. Made with my measurements and his tastes so he'll be swimming in this. Made with a kenmore 1751 and a bernette 006d.

"So what you're saying is that if a teaspoon is the perfect measure for a cup of tea, then a table spoon is...?"

"Yes, the perfect amount of table."

I call this one "Patience"

I have a fire going in the fireplace but no half full snifters of brandy to angrily throw into it. That makes me so upset that I could just... oh

Kid wanted a zombie, so zombie chibi doll it is. #plushie

Update on #plushie: Finished up the penguins a few weeks ago and cleared the final tutorial plushie this weekend.

#plushie update: Unfinished plushie faces staring at me to be finished:
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#plushie attempt #2

My Plushie learning journey - Photo set 1: First ever plushie project! From the Choly Knight plushie starter tutorial.

You're only trans if you're from the Transalpine region of Gaul, otherwise it's just sparkling dysphoria.

Hey Bsky! It's me!