made authentic filipino pork adobo today. this shit is g r o s s

[Pic of an ad for a company offering a 'personal AI language coach'] 'Say goodbye to fear of speaking New Language We are looking for 10 volunteers who NEED to start speaking new language fluently this month. No matter whay. We will transform you into a confident speaker who sounds native and gets results. So you can forget expensive tutors and feeling like you are wasting your time. Just take this 1-minute free quiz and get a personalizedspeaking plan from our AI personal language coach'

Nothing sounds more like a normal sentence from a native English speaker than 'Say goodbye to fear of speaking New Language'

The reaction of various Navy leaders when you ask them to do something outside their usual purview (dumping TLAMs into the dirt, crashing their ships into each other, getting caught with prostitutes, corruption)

Operation Epic Who Smelled It Dealt It has run into some unforseen problems

Mojtaba Khamenei has turbocharged my arousal levels. I feel fruity.

My friend didn't say why she had to excuse herself from our group chat about the new Supreme Leader -- but we knew

Post cropped to anonymise poster reading "The French singing La Marseillaise in a nuclear submarine base is deeply symbolic."

Another dazzling insight from the minds of Bluesky

My experience of the upper echelons of the Labour Party involved being condescended to by the incredibly thick & unpleasant, & thinking that in any other walk of life you would get punched in the mouth for treating people like that. Impossible to overstate how high on their own fumes they are.

tweet by the late Dawn Foster from Sep 4th 2020 "Matt Goodwin once emailed me to accuse him of being racist when I called him a “racist whisperer” and I had to explain to him that horse whisperers aren’t horses."

RIP to a real one

Attentive observers may note that mother reappeared once I uncovered my eyes...

Cropped post to anonymise the poster on here reading: "If you've been watching the ongoing Epstein files unravelling across Europe, note that the dominoes didn't start falling until one fell. And then another..."

Crucial insight into the nature of dominoes being shared here

guy running the tennesse hollar twitter account: "hang on i gotta make sure to watermark this viral video of federal agents executing a guy with our social tags and logo before uploading"

Can somebody tell Chadbourn to unblock me. Tell him I was hacked by Russians or Moldovans or something. I need to see the replies of Britain's hardest working dunce

Yes I had to ask my wife about what kind of coat it really was but this -if anything- only makes my original case stronger

Cat wearing a salmon pink gilet sold as a "puffer jacket" for 49.99 dollars. FALSE ADVERTISING!! !

It's not a fucking puffer jacket, is it though? It's a gilet at best

Listen to Blood Work

He's flypaper for morons

Ofc he's a grifting moron but that's precisely his utility

I know a lot of ppl a week or so ago advised blocking Chadbourn. Never. Check out his mentions and you can use it as a dipstick for the most imbecilic people online

Not sure which bit of my spitballing you're disagreeing with? I agree that there'll be a leadership challenge, maybe the coronation of Streeting. But one thing is for sure- it will be a fiasco

I'm puzzled by the UAE's global strategy. A very wealthy but tiny state, it's operating in places like Sudan, Libya, Somalia, Ethiopia, Yemen. It has made foes out of biggies like KSA, Egypt, and Turkey. It has increasingly linked itself to Israel whose stock has been dropping even in US. For what?

The fresh intake of labour MPs will split between backing a challenger and shitting themselves in public. The chicken coup will look like a dignified affair comparativrly

Spitballing: MPs with profile will split between slithering away to take jobs in the private sector, or back a challenger. The latter will leverage this for a media career as "the one person brave enough to save Labour from itself- and how i was thwarted".

It's insane that "and ANOTHER thing" is universal

The 294-meter-tall No. 5 main tower of the Xihoumen highway-railway bridge on the Ningbo-Zhoushan Railway was topped out on Tuesday in east China's Zhejiang, setting a new world record for the tallest bridge tower built in the sea.

Doc from 2004 with Blunkett as Home Sec so copilot was some ways off. Maybe they got some input from his dog Sadie on the precise wording?

Fair enough as a broad centre-left approach i guess. Pity that seemingly no-one told Blunkett though

[S6E06 'Buck has a belly ache' of M...wC]

Thought the universe was sending me a message when i learned that William Sanderson guest starred in an ep of Married... with Children as Peg's cousin Ebb Wanker, prefiguring his imho career defining role as EB Farnum in Deadwood.

Such synchronicities cannot arise from chance

Sad to report that the hosts of the Married... with Children podcast are imbecilic jug-hooting ninnies. Their dullard philistinism is matched only by the richness of the text they dare to 'review'

On the second day of Bloodmas I stepped on some broken glass in my son's bedroom. Don't want to ɓandwagon onto this country's hatred of children but I am reminding myself "they're not teenagers forever"