Traumatize-me-Elmo lmao
Posts by Samnson is Wet
Huh,
What to do...
For Mayternity.
Who we getting pregnant
He wants a buss full of more men,
the king gets what the king wants lmao
The only one that I think looks good as a party game is that Combat Golf one; since I don't even think its possible to play single player.
But Im so... over the "Do X to make Quota" games.
But also everything kills you in 1 hit and 90% of all gameplay is locked behind multiplayer.
All the friend slop games are just copying Peaks Aesthetic now.
Round headed noodle people with corporate Memphis body colors.
I fucking hate Bandwagons.
I want to plant explosives on bandwagons.
Not me rubbing against the window like an animal
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For a Kangaroo Droo (tag later)
:D
Takes me right to the normal splash page and not your coffee
Something is up with the Kofi Link for me
Provide the Big Blackfish monies.
I will now shamelessly proceed to ask for help. I used what little savings i had to buy emergency supplies so now Daddies flat broke and could use some assiatance *sad orca eyes*
ko-fi.com/tkorca/
Pls halp, Orca very much in distress 😥
Its like,
why would I want to spend my energies doing something so superfical?
Why would I chase the validation of others, when I can just as easily validate myself for the same effect?
What good is any of that if it doesn't make me happy or isn't enjoyable?
It is, SO silly to me.
Not sure I ever really understood the desire to fit in, or the desire to be obstinate.
Neither chasing culture nor counter culture.
I find to to be too stressful.
Always kind of saw it as choosing a cage for yourself.
Instead of just...
Doing what you liked.
Maybe I'm just a lazy Hedonist?
What I don't like is the sentiment of the original post,
Its a evil sentiment,
People still use it for their own reasons that the some are choosing to be grossly ignorant about.
I Hate Twitter, but not not going to treat others poorly for using it because it could drasticlly ruin their life.
Bringing attention to this as much as I can to help get the goal met. I havent gotten any help towards this yet so Im trying to rally as much help as I can. I need to get it done by the date said here as my dad's funeral anniversary is coming up and Im not gonna be able to do much to take care of it
I’m gonna open a few slots cuz I’m all out of mons :o
Plz share and if you have any questions feel free to message me
New art from the out @samnson.bsky.social.
One of the benefits of being a robot, I can easily swap components out. Indeed, I have a…
Detachable Penis.
The older folks will remember that song.
#synth #robot #furryart #b04r #furry
I've found some YouTube channels that play hundreds of hours of 2000s cartoon network TV, including commercials and everything.
It is quite comforting,
It's like Asmr time travel.
Trying to find bear themed stuff for my basement on Etsy and its just pages of undisclosed AI bullshit.
I truly wish genuine and deeply painful harm on these fucking people. So fucking tired of this shit already.
These people are a waste of life.
Being crushed the first thing in the morning like a good coffee bean.
The people who make these scam accounts the prey on peoples good will,
By pretending to be families suffering in war zones.
Sending a prayer up to your god of choice that you violent crushed by a very accurate meteorite in whatever shithole rent-a-office you operate out of.
cool,
Adding you to a scammer blocklist;
For someone in such danger you have access to a scam bot that spams 100 in a minute?
Lmao.
This feels very Toriyama coded for some reason
Dogs deserve all the love
Man it was really hard to find a nice looking pussy reference that I wanted to use.
oddly that's something im like, mostly fine with;
that is the nature of memes
Its is these most annoying when people do it for no reason other than attention. Like posting the same inflammatory thing to make people made and then calling themselves influential.
Paying people for being social media influencers was a mistake.
It's devolved into a hundred thousand people plagiarizing the one popular meme for the day, everyday, nonstop endlessly. And are being rewarded for it with money.
Turning all social platforms into brain sludge for consumption.
Fuck.
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Oh Bsky is stable again hiii