i need that clark kent inside me……..

a sketch collage of various poses featuring clark kent and maud parch. in the middle; her upright and poised on his lap, staring down at him while he lays back with a terribly goofy look of genuine awe. she's blushing just as hard, but veils her emotions behind a subtle balance of composure. the right image; her playfully dragging her tongue along his jaw. like some kind of domesticated cat. he looks completely unbothered. in fact, he looks a bit giddy, and pleased. his dimples are deep. the left image; his humongous frame is nearly swallowing her as he fucks her into the bed, one arm very carefully wrapped around her while the other crushes the headboard from the sheer effort it takes to not piledrive her into atomized dust.

you're the man of tomorrow, but i'll have you just for tonight.

i think leon kennedy would treat me right

cant wait to be destructive and hurt myself when i get back from vacation 🫡

not now children
mama wants to kill herself

puking in an alley and losing my debit card and id in another country isnt mental illness 😔

crying in the bathroom like a loser while on vacation wtf man

im having a hard time i think im going to [redacted]

i turned 30 and the universe is telling me i shouldn’t be alive

dude being 30 sucks what do you mean i lost my debit card and ID the day after my birthday 🧍

idk i didnt want to ask………

ate gelato right after cause i was no longer full

homie’s tomodachi life update:

the first big thing i do after turning 30 is vomiting in an alley of a fancy restaurant cause i ate too much

my friend updated me saying leon has a crush on me

🥺

my homie made me in tomodachi life 🥺 i cant wait to play

i love having balls in my mouth

i got a birthday greeting from the facility my last psychiatrist was from 🧍

what the heck my sister got me a switch 2 AND pokopia

thank you peachy 🥺

THANK YOU 👉👈❤️

if you wanna mayhaps get me something for my birthday 👉👈 throne.com/locke

oh no

no longer in my 20s 👁️👁️

still thinking about how my friends asked if he was my oshi

I don’t mean to beg but if anyone would like to help out for a bit of survival needs. Feel free to to commission or donate to my kofi

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned eighteen.