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Screenshot of a tweet by Acyn (@Acyn) quoting Senator Jon Ossoff saying that with subpoena power, Pete Hegseth would have to testify under oath about reports that his stockbroker was buying defense stocks days before the Iran war, and that Jared Kushner would have to testify about his Middle East business dealings while conducting diplomacy. The embedded video shows Rachel Maddow interviewing Ossoff on MSNBC, with a chyron reading "Sen. Ossoff on Trump Family Corruption: 'They're Crooks.'"

Screenshot of a tweet by Acyn (@Acyn) quoting Senator Jon Ossoff saying that with subpoena power, Pete Hegseth would have to testify under oath about reports that his stockbroker was buying defense stocks days before the Iran war, and that Jared Kushner would have to testify about his Middle East business dealings while conducting diplomacy. The embedded video shows Rachel Maddow interviewing Ossoff on MSNBC, with a chyron reading "Sen. Ossoff on Trump Family Corruption: 'They're Crooks.'"

Re-elect Sen. Jon Ossoff, Georgia. And push out the Senate GOP majority, America. Think how things would change.

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Karoline Leavitt Gets Brutal Reminder After Claiming Trump 'Follows Through' On His Promises

Where do we even start?

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The Lesson Every Democrat Should Learn From Peter Magyar's Victory In Hungary The cost of living crisis needs a villain.

Peter Magyar's victory in Hungary was fueled by a potent message tying the affordability crisis to the corruption of wealthy elites. With Trump presiding over unprecedented corruption and with prices skyrocketing, Democrats have the opportunity to replicate Magyar's success in November and beyond.

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A male ginger, yellow and white anthro mouse furry with bright red eyes. He is looking at the camera looking cautious, pointing up to the word "this". Art by me AussieKitten.

A male ginger, yellow and white anthro mouse furry with bright red eyes. He is looking at the camera looking cautious, pointing up to the word "this". Art by me AussieKitten.

⚠️ Hey everyone, apparently someone is 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 me and is dming folks asking them to commission them (aka the fake account pretending to be me) ⚠️

I would 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 dm someone about commissioning me unsolicited, and my real accounts are this one and the others shown on my aussiekitten.com page
#art

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Blaire looks at their phone, clearly in a state of deep hypnosis. Text on their phone is shown from an Unknown Texter (UT):

UT: yo dude theres this party downtown and its going to be SO HOT. you're gonna be goin'
BLAIRE: uhhh idk, im not really into stuff like that... its not my kind of scene you know
UT: nah dude don't worry about it, watch this vid first, it'll help you see how chill it is promise
*A hypnotic video is shown, with faint text saying "PARTY STRIPPER"*
BLAIRE: what the hell is this??? cmon man this stuff doesnt work on
BLAIRE: wokr on, me. ehee
UT: i got you on the walkway for the whooole night. i know you'll be a bit more open now, wont you?
BLAIRE: yessssssss sirrrrrrrr i will. go toooooooo
UT: good boy. dress very sexy for the crowd mmm?

Blaire reacts, saying "A-ah... wait... I h-have to... P-party...!
We cut to Blaire on the runway at the party, a drooling crowd watching, saying: "Hello, everyone! I hope you're all ready for a good time tonight, cause I sure am~!"

Blaire looks at their phone, clearly in a state of deep hypnosis. Text on their phone is shown from an Unknown Texter (UT): UT: yo dude theres this party downtown and its going to be SO HOT. you're gonna be goin' BLAIRE: uhhh idk, im not really into stuff like that... its not my kind of scene you know UT: nah dude don't worry about it, watch this vid first, it'll help you see how chill it is promise *A hypnotic video is shown, with faint text saying "PARTY STRIPPER"* BLAIRE: what the hell is this??? cmon man this stuff doesnt work on BLAIRE: wokr on, me. ehee UT: i got you on the walkway for the whooole night. i know you'll be a bit more open now, wont you? BLAIRE: yessssssss sirrrrrrrr i will. go toooooooo UT: good boy. dress very sexy for the crowd mmm? Blaire reacts, saying "A-ah... wait... I h-have to... P-party...! We cut to Blaire on the runway at the party, a drooling crowd watching, saying: "Hello, everyone! I hope you're all ready for a good time tonight, cause I sure am~!"

A message hypnosis commission for @vetobernadea.bsky.social!
#furryart #hypnosis #stripper #spiral

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An image of a dik dik which is like a baby deer with big soulful eyes and a weird funny nose

An image of a dik dik which is like a baby deer with big soulful eyes and a weird funny nose

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Is the dam breaking?

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From behind

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#TacoTuesdayParties 🎉🌮💃🪇
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fluffy peaches

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A squirrel perched on a moss-covered branch, holding food in its front paws while surrounded by vibrant green moss and golden sunlit rock.

A squirrel perched on a moss-covered branch, holding food in its front paws while surrounded by vibrant green moss and golden sunlit rock.

This squirrel found the perfect mossy perch for a snack break.

#WildlifePhotography #mammals #squirrels #PacificNorthwest

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Esther sitting at a counter wearing a knee-length skirt and an elbow sleeve shirt with a purse over her shoulder. She's looking back at the viewer.

Esther sitting at a counter wearing a knee-length skirt and an elbow sleeve shirt with a purse over her shoulder. She's looking back at the viewer.

Small study today 🎨

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ebi the brown rat when she was a tiny little baby, poking her tiny little head out of a bonding scarf around her owners neck. she was so very ears

ebi the brown rat when she was a tiny little baby, poking her tiny little head out of a bonding scarf around her owners neck. she was so very ears

❤️

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A drawing of a frog holding a pond lily umbrella for a mouse. The caption reads, "your needs are not burdensome"

A drawing of a frog holding a pond lily umbrella for a mouse. The caption reads, "your needs are not burdensome"

🐸🌸🐭

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googaas agenda spreading

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Seems to me like Trump is desperately begging Iran to sign a replica of the Obama JCPOA he tore up. All for the low low price of thousands dead, global instability, high energy prices, and a toll on ships through the once-free strait of Hormuz.

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CNN Thinks They Know Why Trump Started Attacking Pope Leo—And Yep, That Certainly Tracks

The "pick me!" POTUS. 🙄

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extremely rare cock vore drawing from me. treat it as the precious relic it is, Cockvore Maniacs

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Caitlyn Jenner Slammed For Hypocrisy After Revealing That She Asked Trump To Fix Gender On Her Passport So She Can Travel Again

Well, she got what she voted for.

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Cancel the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Trump will be guest of honor at the “nerd prom,” with journalists serving as suck-ups

In my Stop the Presses newsletter, I gave my advice: Cancel the damn dinner.

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Behold. A 4-panel comic in honor of foreskin and weed. 

A handsome rat lays on his back sporting a fine uncut dick and a handful of weed. “Dude, check it out.”

Next, he carefully sprinkles the fine flower and a small paper into his foreskin.

With that, he strokes his baggy member for a few seconds. 

Finally, his effort shows a perfectly rolled joint plucked from under his foreskin. 

I drew this 2 months ago so that I could post this today. Foreskin is cool, weed is alright, but I’m addicted to rats.

NSFW Behold. A 4-panel comic in honor of foreskin and weed. A handsome rat lays on his back sporting a fine uncut dick and a handful of weed. “Dude, check it out.” Next, he carefully sprinkles the fine flower and a small paper into his foreskin. With that, he strokes his baggy member for a few seconds. Finally, his effort shows a perfectly rolled joint plucked from under his foreskin. I drew this 2 months ago so that I could post this today. Foreskin is cool, weed is alright, but I’m addicted to rats.

Happy Fore Twenty!

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✨LOST MEMORIES✨ episode 9, part 2 is now available!
read here 👇
derideal.com/lost-memorie...

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Tremendous warning, sir, you should issue more of them, and more often.

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Screenshot of a tweet by Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) showing an exchange where a reporter asks Trump how much longer Americans will face high gas prices, Trump responds they're "not very high," is told prices are still $4 a gallon, and replies that's what ABC says but "the stock market is up" and "everything is doing really well." The embedded video shows Trump speaking on the White House lawn, with a breaking news chyron reading "Trump: Iran Cannot Have Nuclear Weapon."

Screenshot of a tweet by Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) showing an exchange where a reporter asks Trump how much longer Americans will face high gas prices, Trump responds they're "not very high," is told prices are still $4 a gallon, and replies that's what ABC says but "the stock market is up" and "everything is doing really well." The embedded video shows Trump speaking on the White House lawn, with a breaking news chyron reading "Trump: Iran Cannot Have Nuclear Weapon."

He can't lie his way out of this one.

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Fuzzy rat faces

Fuzzy rat faces

It got cold again, so the boys are snuggling in their hammock. These two are lying on top of their brother.

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Look at this sweet face

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*skwees!*

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