Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

I was trying to figure out what wrestlemania reminds me of with mcafee and jelly roll, and i think espn has just turned it into the world's longest episode of college gameday

........girl

Seriously!!! So much wrestling talent in the ring

You mean to tell me you created a Wrestlemania so juiceless that it has a multi-Youtuber match instead of an Iyo Sky match, then expected me to sign up for some new account to see it. Fiddling with the VPN just to have this on in the background like it's golf

The "no maidens?" big head guy but it reads "no union bugs?"

[the economist voice:] These "passport bros" say they want a wife from a country with an economy destroyed by US foreign policy because women in the economy destroyed by US domestic policy are NO FUN.

Pete Hegseth in two days: A hungry soldier is a warrior ready to DIE.

Can someone let the folks stealing copper and catalytic converters know???

In the tree justice system, deforestation offenses are considered especially heinous.
DUN DUN
Law & Arbor: S-Tree-U

Was looking for something to make a joke about this just being a quaker but i stand corrected!

Lmfao at that lady trying SO HARD not to laugh

Go fuck yourself

Yeah totally very apt comparison

[pounding table:] LIBRARY🔨 METRO🔨TRAINS🔨 NOW🔨

bcart

"Yay and he spoke unto them and said let me wash the feet of the poor, but also Salma Hayek's oh god oh fuck okay hold it together Quentin Amen"

The Gospel of Tarantino is actually part of The Newer, Bigger, Even Better Testament®️™️, coming soon from the people who brought you the Trump Bible®️™️, so checkmate, libs

Image of the classic skeleton squat lifting meme with text: MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS INTO FOOD POISONING UNSPEAKABLE HORRORS

Huge day for the bear

twitter post altered to read every strait of hormuz encounter from late 2026 onward is like the USS lethal jesus, glorious harbinger of fiscal deficite spending versus 255 identical copies of the shahed 136 suicide drone supplied by a factory that does nothing but make a million of them a day for 500 dollar each

Under Fyre Festival

Californians who've known me for years still confused if I'm from Ohio or Iowa.

New York City, 2026. Rogue caddies roam the streets as the upper crust replaces them with autonomous robots in anticipation of actually paying fucking taxes. The subways are a driving range of misery.

Me if i could actually log off

Can't wait for the Elden Ring movie

Have you never thought how danger must surround power as shadow does light?

Still better than ending up on a grok-generated hitlist

I'm such a worthless piece of shit

Wow you're telling me the music industry would exploit media to push a band?? This is shocking