He retired to Goring-by-Sea

SPICY TOMATO WOTSITS

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Goudafellas

The Travelling Whaleburys

Next door have got scaffolders round, so the whole street now sounds like a prison yard.

Skeet meat

I have seen a lot of NIMBY selfishness in my time, but "my convenience matters more than cancer care" is a new low. Quite seriously tempted to email them and tell them as much.

The Telegraph Solar power threatens to overwhelm electricity grid Operator at risk of paying households to consume excess supply for the first time, warn energy chiefs

Well done to the Telegraph for making this look like a bad news story.

Dishwasher tablets with nondissolvable wrapping are worse than Donald Trump.

It's very Lady in the Van / Alan Bennett but not sure it will last that long

Not as good as their word for cremated remains - "cremains" - which is so good I could almost forgive them for everything else.

A fun thing I have learned from The Pitt is that Americans call homeless people "unhoused persons"

Heard a rap "artist" on radio 6 rhyme "can't pay the rent" with "Stoke on Trent".

A homeless person has moved into a disused garage on our street. I was expecting the elderly neighbours to be up in arms, but instead they are taking him dinner and urging others not to get the police involved 😭

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Christ

I'm just glad my posts are receiving the rigorous analysis they deserve

No relation to "shit in a stocking" Colin

True

With a knitted cover on the bog roll

Strict

Absolutely

Fair

We weren't allowed to do poos in the downstairs toilet.

Could she BE any more in prison?

I'm interpreting this as a retweet

Ketamine Queen suggests the existence of King Charlie.

I'm interpreting this as a like