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Posts by James Shortridge

Hilo was right, obviously.

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a gazelle is standing next to a bowl of cereal and says `` go on '' . ALT: a gazelle is standing next to a bowl of cereal and says `` go on '' .
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Showrunners who put your name on every script under an "and" credit -- we're watching you.

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He is NOT the camera just went off, I swear-

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F'lhaminn: "Okay, boys, how's the-...yard-...work-...coming?"
Kronke: "Hey, Lhaminn- Lhaminn? You okay?"
F'lhaminn: "Hmm? Oh, yes! I'm fine! Just-...very, *very* fine indeed."
#SamuelMathisWoL #KronkeWoL #PhoenixMage #FlhaminnQesh

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When a Democrat was accused of sexual assault this week, his party took exactly three days to strip him of power.
The two parties are not the same.

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Well, if there's one thing the playerbase loves to do, it's boil down complex characters into "hee hoo silly baby"

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I never really took it as a quick recovery from their injuries, more like it was a time skip of unspecified length.

But to answer the question: Sam recovered just fine, physically, but mentally was a different story. For a while after, every shadow in a corner was Zenos back from the grave.

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When we get someone into ffxiv we shouldn’t use the critically acclaimed mmorpg copy paste anymore, we should just show ooc pics of soken

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my bluesky engagement strategy
(if you saw me post this earlier, no you didn't)

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"Hmm, surely this time I can't pull the wrong lever."

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Star Trek: First Contact "Resistance is futile." Six years have passed since Captain Jean-Luc Picard was captured and assimilated by the Borg. Now, the Borg make a second attempt to conquer the Federation. Starfleet believes ...

I'm a week late with this, but April 8th was the 30th anniversary of the start of Production on STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT. This November is the 30th anniversary of its release.

Less than 8 months between the first shot and the premiere. Wouldn't happen today

memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Tr...

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🤔

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Copy and paste the bunny and then put something else in his hand

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👀

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The party roster grows.
Raul got a bit of a makeover.
The lady in Vanguard armor is new.
No, I don't know her name yet.
#SamuelMathisWoL #KronkeWoL #PhoenixMage #RaulVPR #andthemysterywoman

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Fine, I’ll participate in #FFXIVselfieday

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photo of a card that says Dirty Spoons

please put your hands together for the

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i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

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You pass!

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That's the same voice I hear when I write him, so welcome to the fold 😂

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Krile: "Well, these bachelors certainly need some work."
Thancred: "Especially considering only one of them is a real bachelor."
Tataru: "Thancred, their *actual* relationship status doesn't matter, it's all for charity! Pure, harmless fun!"
F'lhaminn: "2,500 gil for that stud in white!"

[END]

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Krile: "Our last bachelor of the night: Eric Thames, known as Phoenix to his friends. Has seen-...this can't be right, this says he's 1,537 years old. We'll fix it later. Anyway, he's a masterful mage who enjoys Why Are You Asking and Leave Me Alone- oh, these weren't actual answers."
#PhoenixMage

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Krile: "Next, we have Kronke Pep-...Pepik-...oh dear, I'll work on that. The youngest of our bachelors, having just seen 28 summers, Kronke is a biological researcher turned master culinarian! Enjoys nature walks and moonlit nights. Classic."
#KronkeWoL

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Krile: "First up, the renowned Warrior of Light himself: Samuel Mathis! Has seen 33 summers, and enjoys good food and company to enjoy it with! Don't let the scars fool you, my friends, a heart of gold lies beneath that rugged exterior!"
#SamuelMathisWoL

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Krile: "Welcome, everyone, to the first annual Eorzean Bachelor Auction! This event aims to raise funds for the Students of Baldesion! Before we open the bidding, let's meet our three bachelors for the night!"
#SamuelMathisWoL
#KronkeWoL
#PhoenixMage

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