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Posts by Craig's Benedict

THen what are we waiting for

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If both cats are in the room, and we give any attention to one, the other gets noticeably pissed

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Is the bus inside me when it explodes?

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A black-and-white comic page with textured gray tones, titled "Powerscaling!" by Cullen G. A young black girl, Sabeena, and a young white boy, Drew, sit on the floor in front of a 90s-era TV set watching a movie called "Knights Of The Goblin Lord." Sabeena gushes, "That was the best movie ever! I could watch it a thousand times!" Drew replies, "Told ya! The last fight was freakin' awesome!" Sabeena says, "Tza'rah is so cool! Did you see how she kicked that one guy in the face?" She fantasizes about a dark-skinned warrior woman doing a high kick. Drew replies condescendingly, "Nuh-uh, Rathnar is waaay cooler! He studied the arcane sciences until he could bend fire to his will!" He fantasizes about a light-skinned magician in a long cloak casting fire magic. Sabeena taunts, "She would break your wizard boy in half!" Drew counters, "Not if he sets her on fire first!" Sabeena: "Muscles are better!" Drew: "Arcane science is better!" Lightning cracks across the page as they both shout "I'll show you!"

A black-and-white comic page with textured gray tones, titled "Powerscaling!" by Cullen G. A young black girl, Sabeena, and a young white boy, Drew, sit on the floor in front of a 90s-era TV set watching a movie called "Knights Of The Goblin Lord." Sabeena gushes, "That was the best movie ever! I could watch it a thousand times!" Drew replies, "Told ya! The last fight was freakin' awesome!" Sabeena says, "Tza'rah is so cool! Did you see how she kicked that one guy in the face?" She fantasizes about a dark-skinned warrior woman doing a high kick. Drew replies condescendingly, "Nuh-uh, Rathnar is waaay cooler! He studied the arcane sciences until he could bend fire to his will!" He fantasizes about a light-skinned magician in a long cloak casting fire magic. Sabeena taunts, "She would break your wizard boy in half!" Drew counters, "Not if he sets her on fire first!" Sabeena: "Muscles are better!" Drew: "Arcane science is better!" Lightning cracks across the page as they both shout "I'll show you!"

LESS THAN 48 HOURS to back #NothingIsStrangerThanFiction, the #comicanthology of stories about characters who love stories!

Inc. "Powerscaling" by @cullensart.bsky.social about a "who would win?" argument so intense it's life-changing!

#Kickstarter link below!

#fantasy #fandom #whowouldwin

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Shout outs to the goth and horror communities for gatekeeping October for Halloween and keeping the Christmas Kooks from encroaching on another month, unlike the pathetic Thanksgiving cucks, who instantly rolled over and succeeded November without any fight

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DOOM fully rendered in CSS. Every surface is a <div> that has a background image, with a clipping path with 3D transforms applied. Of course CSS does not have a movable camera, so we rotate and translate the scene around the user.

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THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

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I'll have a water

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That alone should have cost her the election

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I'M SO HAPPY TO KNOW THIS

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10. Clifford
9. Wishbone
8. Jake
7. That dog from Resident Evil 4
6. Courage
5. Scooby-Doo
4. Snoopy
3. Pluto
2. Lassie
1. You, the dog reading this

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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

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a ricki lake screenshot of a very 90scoded man named mike. the lower third says he “WANTS TO TELL HISVALENTINE CRUSH SHE HAS "BODACIOUS BAZONGAS"

a ricki lake screenshot of a very 90scoded man named mike. the lower third says he “WANTS TO TELL HISVALENTINE CRUSH SHE HAS "BODACIOUS BAZONGAS"

happy valentine’s day

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Fredo jealous of a true smegma male smh

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That's a good dog. I could easily pet that dog

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Can I pet the dog?

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Why waddle dee so sad?

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Just saw a post with George Clinton citing the Beatles as his favorite band, which reminded me of this quote he once gave me

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Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

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For Liam.

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Girlfail Samus send tweet

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ICE funding has passed the house, but it still has to go through the senate, now is your chance to call!

5calls.org makes it very easy to find the contact info for your reps, and provides scripts.

#abolishice #callyourreps #usapolitics #iceout #politicalart

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Pixel art of various animal themed robot bosses. The tag at the top says MegaGear X

Pixel art of various animal themed robot bosses. The tag at the top says MegaGear X

People keep saying the codenames in Metal Gear Solid sound like Megaman X bosses, so I decided to give them actual designs. Matches the scale of my other X mockups.

Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ドット絵

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Pokemon Fart Gold and Soul Shitters

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cool setup, can i come hang out

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This dude is intense and correct

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THE MERCHANT

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