Shen jiu... out exorcizing plant demons, a mission he took alone... ambushed by a vine demon that strips him and caresses over his delicate body

His limbs are quickly restrained and the bitter helplessness makes him choke

Worst of all... it activated a talisman yqy had slipped in his robes

okay, tonight's devils sacrament is that obv naked stick!SJ is the hottest SJ, the more dismembered and defenseless the better. (see art I can't find again: 'why did you keep me waiting?'/'why did you come?')

But is it because it's SJ or because of the torture...

I love sqq seeming so out of touch with the mortal world/ not understanding things- every modern habit or weird thing he does gets interpreted by lbh as ~his immortal master is so disconnected and unconcerned with the mortal world~ and he gets so hard he's light headed

Luo Binghe is tied up with rope, wearing a metal chastity belt, and overall appears quite pathetic and desperate (just as he should). Shen Yuan stands over him, gently holding his chin and looking down at him with affection.

i hope i'm not the only one who enjoys this flavor of bingyuan.
#svsss #bingyuan

Hey what the Fuck

Reading yuwu

Yqy daydreaming about Xiao jiu bashing another kids head in with a rock and sighing dreamily 🥰

Northern consort sqh with a clit piercing that's always a little cold, unless he's been bad and tried to touch his pussy without mbj there to supervise him- then it's freezing and makes his poor little clit numb

Preview

Let yanli-jie be the toxic one for once 😤

Let her shelter her little brothers way too much and tell them that the only men they can trust are her husband and her best friends (lwj? Lxc? Nmj? Wn?!!)

Bingge looks moments away from ripping out his tongue

Shen jiu revels in it

He's said before that he is only happy when someone suffers.

Shen jiu seems to know every madness plaguing bingge's mind, his words dripping with bitterness and... pride?

"You'll never undo what I've done to you. The hateful rot that eats away at you."

There's almost a manic glint behind shen jiu's eyes.

"The hurt never lessons."

PIDW shen jiu near the end of the story, reduced to the wretched thing he had escaped being, except bingge just can't break him. He's smug and arrogant as ever.

Bingge might as well be torturing HIMSELF as it goes on- nearly breaking down under xin mo

It's good she's so charming bc shen jiu is NOT telling her to stop working on the 'induce food poisoning' talisman she's planning to hide around bai zhan peak

Shen jiu toxic girldad but it's toxic for everyone BUT ning yingying.

Some things would be pretty toxic for her too, but it just. Never works out bad for her.

She gets to be spoiled and arrogant the way wealthy sons can be, untouchable and adored.

Like, she was absolutely the type of little girl that picked up dead birds and collects their talons.

Feral little girl raised in a sect?? With the princess who can do no wrong treatment???

I'm not saying she made things worse for binghe on purpose but-

She learned all her morals from sj and genuinely sees men as disposable :/

She finds it hard to take men's problems seriously, esp growing up seeing the women sj helped on missions and how mortal women are treated

I hope the brothel jiejie's are like aunties to her

She regularly maims her sparring partners and gets nothing but praise. Lqg tried to steal her but sj threatened to hide poisoned needles in his equipment

Lqg sometimes feels a prick under his armor and has to panic- search his robes

I know in my heart that ning yingying was a little terror for everyone in the sect.

Mu qingfang developed new techniques for finger reattachment before she even got a sword of her own bc she would steal her shixiong's and try moves she saw shen jiu use earlier that day

What if I make a crossover of scum villain with the og dragon ball? What then?
Anyway ily bulma <3

I love that zhuzhi lang's robes are just full of snakes at all times. What a guy.

If anyone wanted to see the part of the CIA COUNTERINTELLIGENCE INTERROGATION manual, page 94 paragraph 3, where it explicitly says this. Here it is.

Disciple raising their hand✋️: is having a penis inherently wrong?

Shen jiu: yes. Moving on

Sorry for disappearing btw I got food poisoning so bad I had to go to the hopital :/

Plus side is I have a newfound understanding of suffering to view shen jiu through 🙏

Cocklet pocket 🙏

I just read them as one speech and it's so good I might have to actually write the fic

D: factual, biological lesson on what sex is and how it works

E: graphic lesson on performing early or late term abortions as well as emergency castration

How do we think Shen Jiu would do Sex Ed? I'm thinking either

A: lust is an immoral force poisoning the mind (Philosophical, misandrist)

B: sex is BANNED. porn is BANNED. if he catches you jerking it he kills you

C: cumming is bad for cultivation and sex robs the bottom of spiritual energy

Codependent shen jiu and shen yuan who can fuse into shen qingqiu

Does anyone know? Probably only yqy

Sj at a basement dive bar metal show with all the brothel jiejies surrounding him so he can relax enough to dance and laugh and smoke... the aura he would have?? The bitchiness radiating from his face when a man tried to squeeze in??? I fear yqy would get so hard he passed out