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*games start at 4:00pm CST
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Posts by Minnesota Roller Derby
Image roster for Minnesota Roller Derby A. Head shots alternate in rows of five and four, inset on a peach frame. Under each photo is the skater's name and number. Those are: MadLibs #00 Switch Please #101 Annaconda #110 Whoopsie Daisy #112 Poysenberry Pie #1128 Bi Fieri #13 Twisted Transistor #255 Lefse 4 Dead #333 Childish Jambino #35 Crust #40 Sweaty Mollz #556 Amanda Lorian #69 Hurtrude Stein #727 Primm Reaper (captain) #775 Marty #808 Brutal #82 Duggy #981 Coached by: Bizzquick, Brizuss, Chu, Kate Rage
Image roster for Minnesota Roller Derby B. Head shots alternate in rows of five/four/five/three, inset on a peach frame. Under each photo is the skater's name and number. Those are: Laural Mighty #11 Switch Please #101 Bi Fieri #13 Crashy Go Lucky #133 Stormin' DaCastle #1789 BooBoo (captain) #18 Battlerina #22 Twisted Transistor #255 Scam Likely #419 Lola Frequency #5 Sweaty Mollz #556 Lightning Thrash #66 Marty #808 Fanny Smack #89 Shadoux #90 Buck Hustle (captain) #919 Nova #93 Coached by: Bizzquick, Brizuss, Chu, Kate Rage
Minnesota Roller Derby is heading south!
This Saturday, April 18, both our All-Stars A and B teams will be in Georgia, facing off against Atlanta Roller Derby. Good luck to all the amazing skaters playing this weekend!
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The Bridge for Youth works to empower youth experiencing homelessness through safe shelter and basic needs. You can learn more about their mission and values here: bridgeforyouth.org
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Infographic for The Bridge for Youth Supply Drive, hosted by Minnesota Roller Derby on Saturday, April 25th. Imagery is basic with clip art images of socks and a bag of snacks. Text is as follows: Help Minnesota Roller Derby collect items for youth experiencing homelessness with The Bridge for Youth. - Socks (especially larger sizes) - Granola/protein bars - Fruit snacks - Snack size chips - Bottles of water or juice mnrollerderby.com bridgeforyouth.org
Second infographic for the Supply Drive with more details on The Bridge for Youth. Mission The Bridge for Youth centers youth voice, justice, and equity in all we do, and empowers youth experiencing homelessness through safe shelter, basic needs, and healthy relationships. Vision All youth feel safe, accepted, and supported. Our Values - Patience - Love & Caring - Communication - Integrity - Co-creation - Community mnrollerderby.com bridgeforyouth.org
Help support our community with MNRD!
We’re hosting a supply drive for The Bridge for Youth during our bout next weekend.
The center is asking for socks, snacks and bottled water. They can be dropped off in the lobby of the Roy Wilkins before 6pm, prior to the start of THE BOUT FAIR on April 25th!
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WFTDA North America-Northeast regional playoffs May 29-31 Lansing, Michigan MNRD bracketed as 3rd seed
🚨WE’RE GOING TO PLAYOFFS!🚨
Minnesota All-Stars A-Team has been selected as the 3rd seed for the 2026 WFTDA North America-Northeast Regional Playoffs!
The tournament is scheduled for May 29-31 in Lansing, Michigan. Stayed tuned for more details on how to watch and cheer on the MNRD All-Stars!
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This is your last chance to watch MNRD at the Roy before we close the chapter on Season 22!
Doors open at 5:00 p.m.
Game 1 begins at 6:00 p.m.
Link to tickets in bio.
📸 credit: Ron Wilbur & Tim Knox
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We're extra hyped because the Windy City All-Stars are traveling from Chicago to take us on, and these games are bound to be page-turners.
Saturday, April 25, 2026
Game 1: MNRD Nice vs. Windy City Second Wind
Game 2: MNRD All-Stars vs. Windy City All-Stars
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Bout poster for the Minnesota Roller Derby Bout Fair. Background is a yellow-tinted photo from a previous game with a ribbon of orange, yellow and aqua in the bottom right. Foreground image is of All Star skaters in a huddle, two additional skaters photoshopped in behind them, and the mascot Minne in the middle behind them all. The composite image is photshopped on top of an open hardcover book. Text is as follows: Minnesota Roller Derby Presents Scholastic Bout Fair April 25, 2026 The Legendary Roy Wilkins Auditorium Doors at 5pm + First Whistle at 6pm Game 1 MNRD Nice vs. Windy City Second Wind Game 2 MNRD All-Stars vs. Windy City All-Stars Tickets and more information at MNRollerDerby.com
✨Relive the magic of book fair nostalgia! 📚
All season long, Minnesota Roller Derby turned the track into a library of chaos with book-inspired bouts like Wizard of Ows and Lord of the Rinks. For our last bout of Season 22, we’re throwing it back to the best day of the school year: the BOUT FAIR!
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Both scrimmages are open-gender and will consist of two 30 minute halves.
Be sure to bring both black and white tops with your derby number on them!
Have what it takes to face off with MNRD? Sign up here: forms.gle/8FAi47w5MKDj...
Sign-ups close April 19th
$10 fee to participate”
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Infographic announcing that signups are open for the MNRD vs. The World Scrimmages. Main image is a colorized black and white photo from a previous MNRD All Star game. There is a QR code for the signup form, also shared in the attached post. Image also notes the date and location as Sunday April 26 at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium.
‼️CALLING ALL ROLLER DERBY SKATERS‼️
This is your chance to take on Minnesota Roller Derby’s All-Star Teams!
It’s MNRD versus THE WORLD!
Sign up for either of the two scrimmages on Sunday, April 26th in the Roy Wilkins Auditorium.
10:30 am - MNRD B vs The World
12:30 pm - MNRD A vs The World
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Our home team season may have just wrapped up, but we’re not done skating!
We’ll see you back in the Roy Wilkins on April 25th for our All-Stars home debut!
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MNRD Fan Favorite JAMMER Gnarly Quinn #5150 Maul Rats
MNRD Fan Favorite BLOCKER/PIVOT MeshugEnough #54 Maul Rats
MNRD Fan Favorite Fiercest Competitor Chippa Tooth #651 Bodies of Water
You voted and the results are in!
The Fan Favorite Jammer award went to Gnarly Quinn, of the Maul Rats. Fan Favorite Blocker/Pivot was awarded to MeshugEnough, also from the Rats. And Fiercest Competitor was given to Chippa Tooth, from the Bodies of Water!
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Our home team season may have just wrapped up, but we’re not done skating!
We’ll see you back in the Roy Wilkins on April 25th for our All-Stars home debut!
www.mnrollerderby.com/events-ticke...
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Our winners will be announced following our Annual Wheelies Award celebration, this weekend!
Vote here:point_right: mnrollerderby.com/2026/03/vote-for-the-wheelies/
*Voting closes mid-day Friday, April 3rd
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Infographic for the Minnesota Roller Derby Fan Favorite award vote. Most of the image is a color processed photo of an MNRD game mid-Jam. Text block at the bottom reads: Vote for your favorite MNRD skater! Cast your vote for Favorite Jammer, Blocker/Pivot & Fiercest Competitor! voting form at MNROLLERDERBY.COM
It’s time to vote for your favorite MNRD home team skaters!
Which skaters do you want to see win one of our Fan Favorite awards? Cast your vote for Favorite Jammer, Favorite Blocker/Pivot and Fiercest Competitor!
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Final Score: Game two: Bodies of Water: 155 Roller Vortex: 112
In the second game of the night, the Bodies of Water clashed with the Roller Vortex in the fight for the Golden Skate. Our championship bout ended with teal confetti as the Bodies took the W and the coveted trophy!
We’ll see you back in the Roy Wilkins on April 25th for our All-Stars’ home debut!
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Final Score: Game One: Maul Rats: 180 Wednesday Warnings: 112
That’s a wrap on our 22nd home team season, and there’s a new champion of the Golden Skate!
In game 1 of last night’s event, the Maul Rats battled with the Wednesday Warnings. In the end, the Rats were victorious, securing them 3rd place for the season!
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Infographic for the Windchill Pre-Show Bout. Top half is a photo of an earlier Windchill pre-show, photo by Ron Wilbur. Bottom half is text with the "Windchill Pre-Show Bout" in a large font, with relevant these relevant details: March 28, 2026 Roy Wilkins Auditorium Just after doors open at 5:00pm Tickets to Lord of the Rinks still available at MNROLLERDERBY.COM
Don’t be late to our upcoming championship bout, or you’ll miss all the pre-show fun!
Minnesota Windchill, MNRD’s training program, will face off in a mixer bout ahead of tomorrow night’s home team games. They're ready to showcase all skills they’ve learned!
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Stick around for the second game when the Bodies of Water will battle the Roller Vortex for the Golden Skate!
Don’t miss LORD OF THE RINKS, happening March 28th, at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium!
Doors open at 5pm, first whistle at 6pm.
Tickets still available here: mnrollerderby.com/events-tickets/
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Variation on the "One does not simply walk to Mordor" meme. Top is the meme with the caption "One does not simply jump the apex", with the bottom two images of Wednesday Warning skater jumping the apex in two different games.
Variation on the "Second Breakfast" meme. Top three images are from the meme with "star pass" instead of breakfast. The bottom image is of a Wednesday Warning Pivot-now-Jammer looking at the camera.
Variation on the Frodo "It's Done" meme. The bottom image is from the meme, the top image is a close image of a Wednesday Warning Jammer attempting to get through two opposing skaters. Top caption reads: "Wednesday Warnings rookies after finishing their first home game"
Composite image, center is a still of Viggo Mortensen as Aragon from Lord of the Rings. To the left and right are images of Wednesday Warning skaters with the Mountain Dew logo and a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. The caption, at the top, reads: "Wednesday Warnings skaters heading into a game with nothing in their stomach but Mountain Dew, Cheetos, and vibes"
The Wednesday Warnings have started their journey across Middle Earth, headed toward the battle for the one rink to rule them all!
This Saturday, the Warnings will face off against the Maul Rats in the first bout of our home team championship event!
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POV your “no kings day” plans AM protest PM roller derby
MNRD will continue to provide extra security, support, and signage at our event to help keep all our family, friends and fans safe.
We stand with our members. We stand with the Twin Cities communities and the state of Minnesota as a whole. You belong here!
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No Kings March Twin Cities Saturday March 28th, 12pm, MN state capitol
Saint Paul is set to welcome tens of thousands for the No Kings march.
MNRD stands alongside our brave community, as we could not exist without our amazing and supportive community.
Saturday evening we will be hosting our home team championship bout, and hope you will join us after the march.
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Both teams would be first-time champs, so it’s bound to be intense. Don’t miss out!
Our championship bout, LORD OF THE RINKS, is happening Saturday March, 28th at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium!
Doors open at 5pm and the first whistle blows at 6pm.
Get tickets now: mnrollerderby.com/events-tickets/
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Photo collage of Bodies of Water skaters posed in summertime activities but with snow. Top to bottom, the images are of skaters: - In a river tube and holding sunscreen - Sitting in a snow-covered lawn chair, wearing sunglasses and a hat - Standing by a grill, on it is a skull wearing a helmet. - Sunbathing on a towel, reading a book titled "How to Escape the Vortex" Text at the bottom is "Roller Vortex? Never hear of her."
While most of the snow has melted away from the Twin Cities, the Bodies of Water are making the most of any traces left!
This Saturday, the creatures of the depths will take on the frigid beasts of the Roller Vortex, as they battle for the coveted Golden Skate!
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Minnesota Roller Derby is Proudly Sponsored by Saint Paul Federal Credit Union
We’re highlighting one of our newest sponsors: Saint Paul Federal Credit Union!
Federally insured by NCUA; Saint Paul Federal has been providing hometown service in our community since 1953.
Learn more about Saint Paul Federal on their website: stpaulfcu.org
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This sale is ONE DAY ONLY, in-person, during our Lord of the Rinks event, happening March 28th at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium!
Tickets still available here: mnrollerderby.com/events-tickets/
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Infographic for the end of season merch sale. Baby blue background, foreground is mostly text with the MNRD logo and four-point star accents around the center. Text is as follows: Help MNRD clear our inventory! 50% off all 'Last Chance' items! One night only - March 28 - Roy Wilkins Auditorium
Help MNRD clear our inventory!
We’re having a massive end of season merch sale during our upcoming bout.
All LAST CHANCE items are 50% off, so get your hands on some MNRD swag before it’s gone!
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Be sure to get to our championship bout early so you can stop by their table to say hi for this Women's Sports Takeover!
🗓️Lord of the Rinks • March 28th
📍Roy Wilkins Auditorium
🕔Doors: 5pm • First Whistle: 6pm
🎟️tickets: mnrollerderby.com/events-tickets/
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Infographic for the Minnesota Roller Derby Women's Sports Takeover Night, celebrating Women's History Month. Image has the MNRD logo as well as the two visiting teams: TC Gemini Rugby and Aurora FC Soccer with a "Meet the Teams" banner on the right. Details are: Lobby Meet & Greet and Celebrity Countdown Guests March 28th * "Lord of the Rinks" * Roy Wilkins Auditorium
MNRD is hosting some very special guests at our next bout, in honor of Women’s History Month!
Members of TC Gemini Rugby and Aurora FC Soccer will be in the lobby for a fan meet & greet prior to our Lord of the Rinks event! These amazing athletes will also count down to start our night’s bouts!
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Minnesota Roller Derby is Proudly Sponsored by Yess Yoga
Unlock a new level of growth and peace with one of our newest sponsors; Yess Yoga!
Yess Yoga provides an inclusive and accessible community, fostering light-hearted and authentic connections through what they call “Intuitive Yoga”.
Visit their website for more info:
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