We are Dr House
We swallow the pills
We're racist to Foreman
Were mentally ill

Yankees to the west of me
Ruskies to the east
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with EU

Forest Gospel YouTube video by Animal Collective - Topic

hit it youtu.be/NdtLyflhGYw?...

A window reading: BREAKING BAD QUIZ What is the real name of the main character, Walter White...

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walking home in this heat with no drink... you know a roadside blackberry bush HATES to see me coming

yooooo a GAM enjoyer????

less glib: if you already have a good song with an attention-catching opening then i don't see the point in making the listener sit through a prologue before they get to hear it. but maybe your good song with an attention-catching opening is 60s long. then it's not a prologue, it's just a good song!

it's good if it's good. it's bad if it's bad.

speaking as a non-technical person who has tolerated windows 10 all these years, the 'upgrade' to 11 is not really all that drastic a transition but it's as good a place as any to draw a line and say "this ship is not rightable, i'm off".

i don't think people really remember windows 10 that fondly, it's just that 11 is more egregious still across every domain 10 was criticised for, so it looks less-bad by comparison.

deformed pugs get all the attention but the mad scientists at the lapdog labs are cooking up abominations across multiple germlines.

chihuahua technology is out of control, someone just walked into this cafe with the smallest adult dog i've EVER seen & its bulging skull looks like it's about to burst through the skin of its forehead.

a bowl of saag paneer

saag paneer is UP

• he forgot to bring his toilet straw

point & laugh, everybody!

no reason? clue's in the name buddy, it's for drinking.

smartphones kill the flaneurial spirit, but like nature it recovers astonishingly fast if you let it.

leave your phone at home when you go out & find yourself wandering around town having fascinating insights about your utterly mundane surroundings like you're tripping.

whenever I take all my clothes off I try not to look down so I don't find out if I'm naked or not

i'm posing by the sign for a company called HOLEMASTERS

The bull
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The bull is out

posing threateningly with finger-horns by a sign which reads: BEWARE OF THE BULL

I'm wearing pants I never wear right now this shit smell like straight closet

AVOSET NORFENER CONFIRMED?

In English mythology the world tree is a bean

you bring a lot to BotB, we love having you around!!

ludwig, a white cat, tucked into the bare white sheets of a stripped bed.

camouflage

induction is pretty good too but it's still got nothing on the responsiveness of gas.

a black cow in a field. the sky is overcast, dim purple.

learning that so many of my cooking habits were actually just adaptions to the limitations of electric hobs. now i'm cooking; before i was just coping.

now we're cooking with gas i finally understand what that idiom means. this is so much better than electric it doesn't even feel like the same activity.