Impossible Burger Indigestion

He didn’t mention Train Simulator

Minecraft movie is clearly not for my demographic but seeing all these advertisements makes me want to start up a little survival world

Tucking my shirt in so everyone can see my pokewalker

Hurt - Johnny Cash

I think it’s time we had a Gaymergate

Me too but actually I was being unreasonable and inconsiderate

Imodium mojito

Creatine espresso martini

Metamucil mimosa

This almost reads like a Clickhole article

Save me, diaphragmatic breathing

Well that would be my pokewalker

Hairless tiger when

Need more non binary in Overwatch 2. Where is Sock

Kyrie,,, eleison

A radish, on the other hand,

Brutal but at least it’s during winter

Gary hit em with the yeah can I get uhhhh

I’ve been to corners of bulbapedia you’ve never even heard of

don’t want the macbook I just want to smoke w her

Me when I wear a beanie

On all levels except physical, I am a Gay Bear

When they round us up there will be no one left to post on Bluesky

I keep accidentally doing this in Civ 6

BOGO chic

My 2024 has been like that Tyler Oakley video, where he takes 10 shots of whiskey and then invents a new catch phrase for himself

I used to do that in orchestra and yeah it feels great

Outlook is down. No one mourns the wicked

So grateful that my stomach was able to hold space for two wicked green icees