i wish tech news was more like this post

Alex Karp making money and pulling the strings of Trump yelling at a man “get in the fucking box” pointing to a coffin wrapped I. An American flag and the recipient of the yelling is an American wearing a maga hat saying “there must be some sort of mistake! I voted for no new wars!”

The Palantir manifesto summarized:

weekends should be 4 days long and if you disagree then you're a horrible and disgusting person who is ugly and should feel guilty for it ☺️ and i MEAN that

let women liiiiiiive

Why I may ‘hire’ AI instead of a graduate student “It can competently perform a lot of the work I need immediately,” this professor writes

This is so fucking bleak www.science.org/content/arti...

Today, I learned that the bombing of Pearl Harbor happened in the year 987. I knew I should have paid attention in history class! EDIT 12.17.2020: Today, I learned that the piece of protective headwear that horseback riders use is called, a bomb. Yes, the explody kind.

Question during Battle Royale mode: "In which continent is Hungary?" I choose EUROPE The game give me an error, saying SOUTH AMERICA

I really wanted to recommend this game, but after I learned that Zinedine Zidane played in 4 World Cups (he played in 3) without scoring a single goal (he scored TWO in the 1998 final vs Brazil), and that Muhammad Ali's name before converting to Islam was EVANDER HOLYFIELD, I just can't man.

How many US senators are there? A - 377 B - 477 C - 577 D - 677

negative steam reviews of a 'who wants to be a millionaire?' game that are cracking me up

many of these are not weird foods at all, I have complaints

this is what our brave troops in iran are dying to protect 🫡🇺🇲

☘️ Cumming Tap ☘️
Cumming, IA

Just for the record, I’m glad Joe Kent resigned but he is still a POS.

Another example where I just assumed/thought/read the vaccine rollbacks were a done deal BUT NO.

They were illegal, immediately challenged in court, and overturned today.

Keep suing and don't believe any of it.

skill issue I picked human for every single one 🤷🏻‍♀️

A funky Pholcid from Mexico. I had no idea that there were Cellar spiders with weird heads. Weird heads are one of my favourite features a spider can have. Modisimus sp.

#Pholcidae #CellarSpider #iNaturalist

a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants says oh no he 's hot Alt: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants says oh no he 's hot

(not that he wasn't before, but)

hello to all the suckers paying $30 to drop off Braelynn this morning

Elon tweet saying Grok speaks the truth and Grok tweet saying Elon is a pedophile.

Second-campist American leftists are insanely gullible. Completely unable to see AI slop.

They're the mirror image of gullible MAGA imperialists.

I still see people sharing that obvious fake "US bombed F4 drawings" pic, where the planes are bigger than the buildings. Insane.

The original sin of entomology

Unforgivable tbh

GIVE ME MY HOUR BACK DAMMIT

I want my hour back
hour back
hour back

Are there still those religious pro life plates in AZ? Can she get rid of those while she's at it?

The world's even worse than the last 30 times you said the world is bad, it's ok to DM your 10th grade German class crush who you haven't talked to in 15 years that his baby looks exactly like him, nothing fucking matters anymore man. DM him.

permanent standard time or bust.

give me my god damned hour back

obamna

@NYCSamKay Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown." (Video still cc: “meth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)

There is nothing more unserious than US drug policy

for those fans of the

NO

Prompt: please draw the best mouse Output: an adorably naff mouse

Prompt: ai please draw a sneaky whale Output: a small whale and the words "you can barely see him"

Prompt: show me the best cat Output: dog in a cat mask. The words "not dog"

I want to be friends with every single person on youraislopbores.me

Don't worry baby I keep it wrapped

also, cool shirt, I wear mine perhaps too much and I should have ordered a second one

Happy birthday fellow Spider Cat[herine] :D