The original alt text for the above gif. "two giant dinosaurs are standing next to each other in a field"

Also...what the fuck is this AI alt text??

two giant dinosaurs are standing next to each other in a field . Alt: Godzilla and Minilla. Minilla falls down and has a hissy fit.

Tyneside Cinema showing the OG Godzilla twice next month and both times I'm at work.

(Not Evil) Ed Byrne

Where my brain goes whenever I see that title.

Evil Dead Burn | Date Announce Teaser YouTube video by Warner Bros.

Let's gooo!

Shout out to everyone that bought a Manga Video release in the 90s.

I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic

There's a literal Star Wars film out a week or so after this and I couldn't even see a poster for it this afternoon.

Huge cardboard standee for Mortal Kombat II. In cinemas May 8

They are *really* pushing Mortal Kombat II.

Google notification. Sweeney absence confirmed. Sydney Sweeney is definitely not in the new movie

Big news, guys. Sydney Sweeney is definitely not in the new movie.

A display at my local cinema. Sparkly gold and black cups and at the top a selection of hats that double as popcorn buckets.

They've made Michael Jackson popcorn buckets and cups.

See, if I was still outside I might try this and see if someone responds and/or I get arrested.

Apologies if you hear someone bellowing "TETSUO" or "KANEDA" every five minutes. That's me. I've just got out of seeing Akira in IMAX.

Illustration: a black cat sits on a mantel above a fireplace, pushing a small vase off. Before him is a scene of absolute carnage which he clearly caused. A flat screen tv lies screen down on the floor. There is a smashed vase with scattered flowers. A lacerated cushion with its stuffing spilling out. An upturned footstool. Smashed picture frames. Caption reads “cataclysm”

“Ah you’re home. Like what I’ve done with the place?”
#art #cats

Sam Campbell on House of Games alert.

HUNGRY | Official Trailer YouTube video by Aura Entertainment

Here's a trailer for that killer hippo film.

Man's walking round with a viewmaster strapped to his face.

They did it. Those crazy sons of bitches really did it.

Ahhh...she's ace man. Picked her up for a cuddle and she started bawling her eyes out (standard response tbh) but then I got to do the best bit of being an uncle and just handed her back for her mam and dad to deal with.

Hitchcock was the master...

"Norman really was a....*looks at camera*...PSYCHO"

"Thank goodness we have escaped from...*looks at camera*...THE BIRDS"

"Just think. I solved the murder by looking out of my...*looks at camera* ...REAR WINDOW"

I think every film should end with the main character(s) saying the name of the film in the last line like; "I guess at the end of it all, we really were Nuns on the Run" or "I've genuinely done a proper Oppenheimer here" just to tie it up nicely x

Off to see my niece for her first birthday.

Which is weird cos she was only born a few weeks ago.

Was a windmill round there called Billings Mill up to about 100 years ago. Then there was a roundabout called the Billy Mill roundabout but that's not there any more either.

Google maps screenshot of New York. The Tyneside one.

Wait till you see where New York really is.

I’m sorry, you’re telling me Dungeness isn’t in Scotland. Are you high? It’s the most Scottish sounding place I’ve ever heard of. Get it moved! x

Would have thought it was easier to make your new film fit in with the existing story rather than have to go back and change shit in older ones. But what do I know.

Disqualified after testing positive for performance enhancing Castrol GTX.

It's german for Tony the Bart. #TOTP

"dignity"

#TOTP

Wonder if Venga Airways survived the covid lockdowns? #TOTP