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Posts by hizertj

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You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017

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Jesse Plemons in Civil War. He’s wearing camouflage, holding a gun, wearing red sunglasses, and scratching his face.

Jesse Plemons in Civil War. He’s wearing camouflage, holding a gun, wearing red sunglasses, and scratching his face.

Okay. What kind of job is “tables”?

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Low-key, the best thing about Christopher Nolan is that he's a wife guy.

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Tim Robinson screaming at a drive thru

Tim Robinson screaming at a drive thru

Rushing to game the prices at a Wendy’s Drive Thru

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“IT’S A FULLY COMPLETED FILM WITH GREAT AUDIENCE TEST SCORES THAT HAS CLASSIC LOONEY TUNES CHARACTERS IN IT AND WARNERS IS PLANNING TO JUST DELETE IT FOREVER”

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YIPPEE KI-YAY.

Next week, we're starting POD HARD WITH A VENGECAST: The Films of John McTiernan

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a pretend "Stand up and Cheer" card for the oscars and all five nominees are moments from Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among THieves

a pretend "Stand up and Cheer" card for the oscars and all five nominees are moments from Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among THieves

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I had a feeling I'd have to post this today, re: Rachel McAdams in Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret.

Still sucks!

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Have this in my head every time I listen to the Wonka soundtrack

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to the tune of piano man

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It is Patti Harrison from Season 1 ITYSL, the santa brought it early sketch. She looks like she's about to say "that naughty old elf must be one *mean* bastard to bring us this so earlieugh"

It is Patti Harrison from Season 1 ITYSL, the santa brought it early sketch. She looks like she's about to say "that naughty old elf must be one *mean* bastard to bring us this so earlieugh"

when someone asks me how I feel about Kissinger dying:

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Thinking of that bit in Game Night where Rachel McAdams says, as falsely as possible, “Oh no, he died.”

No reason.

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Spotify Wrapped screenshot, showing I listened to Blank Check for 17,779 minutes

Spotify Wrapped screenshot, showing I listened to Blank Check for 17,779 minutes

It took me years to start getting into @blankcheck.bsky.social because I feared the second I started it would become my entire personality

Anyway, Spotify Wrapped is out!

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Storygraph, you can upload your goodreads history and it also makes pie charts about your reading habits

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hacker t dog at the end of raiders of the lost ark saying “we have normal men working on it”

hacker t dog at the end of raiders of the lost ark saying “we have normal men working on it”

hacker t dog at the end of raiders of the lost ark saying “innocent. men.”

hacker t dog at the end of raiders of the lost ark saying “innocent. men.”

hmm, so this has been stuck in my head for days

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A Bad Man's performance as He Who Remains alongside every other performance he gave in the MCU

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this came to me in a dream

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Scrooge, but wearing a hockey mask cos it's friday the 13th.

Scrooge, but wearing a hockey mask cos it's friday the 13th.

"You boy, what day is this??"

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Bill Swerski’s Superfans sitting around their classic checkered table but that impossibly giant monster from THE MIST is in the background

Bill Swerski’s Superfans sitting around their classic checkered table but that impossibly giant monster from THE MIST is in the background

“DAAAAA MIST”

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screenshot from the opening credits for Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One that reads "And Henry Czerny"

screenshot from the opening credits for Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One that reads "And Henry Czerny"

the three words every girl wants to hear

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Tim Heidecker saying “I actually want to go to Spirit Halloween more than I want to go to whatever was here the other 10 months of the year.

Tim Heidecker saying “I actually want to go to Spirit Halloween more than I want to go to whatever was here the other 10 months of the year.

2 years ago 109 15 1 0

Spill isn't real, you made that up

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