This game looks awesome

Time to try this again, with a new #NintendoSwitch #Giveaway, this time for the delightfully smart and challenging #Desvelado!

To enter:
- Follow!
- Repost!
- Tell some friends on BlueSky!

Drawing: 3/11!

It's kind of astonishing that George Orwell's "two minutes hate" is now implemented 24 hours a day and everyone seems OK with that

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack

actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

Men used to float through the air drifting toward the smell of cooling pies but we lost that power in the 1970’s after petrochemical herbicides became commonplace

Ctrl+alt+del then shut it down in task manager

What’s happening with Twitter is like a reverse stone soup parable. As people exit for Threads, Mastodon, BlueSky etc, we each take our small contributions away and the potluck stew gets progressively thinner and less appetizing.

Here’s a second shot of the eclipse where you can see “Baily’s beads”… the sun shining through the mountains and valleys on the moon.

🤣

Or no thoughts. Whichever is fine

NO. Put me in the wtf category

Why You Should Rest—a Lot—If You Have COVID-19 It could help prevent Long COVID

So many folks are sick again so I share this with love: you must rest. Rest won’t guarantee you don’t get long covid but it’s a huge mitigator. Even if you have an accute mild case. Even if you don’t feel it at all. Send this to your boss. Make your partner clean or use disposable dishes etc.

When I joined Bluesky, the first thing I did was search for my favorite Twitter users and follow them here. Now I realize that none of them actually post here and I have to start over from scratch anyway 🙃

Giant decorative watering can that says “what do plants need?” on the side

I don’t know, but thanks to Idiocracy I know what they CRAVE

The only correct answer

The reposts on this site are outta control. Thank god for the only posts feed

I feel like this image might be doctored, but it’s anime, so who can say for sure?

You can do it! You’re a rock star!

Too tired to play Armored Core 6, but I have loghunts to complete. I don’t even have the moonlight yet! College Jason would be shaking his head in shame right now (while kick spamming Balteus for funsies)

Like that scene in Multiverse of Madness when Scarlet Witch crawls out of the mirror

Your lines are mesmerizing. I don't know how you do it. You're some kind of ink wizard

Often? You think about this OFTEN?

I never want to think about this again

A screenshot of Anna's post with "handymanpilled" and "usefulcore" highlighted, with a red circle around the "Translate this post" link that Blue Sky provided

lol

FYI, Google had no answers

That can be said of most places

As a person of questionable hairline, I find this hilarious

Dude has got to go

a shoddy mspaint recreation of salvador dali's "the persistence of memory" (1931) painting. there are a number of poorly drawn clocks but honestly the line work isn't terrible all things considered. this was actually one of the first clock ideas i had which i drew about a month ago and expected to post as a finale, but since then i've drawn a month's worth of clocks with plenty more still in the works. who would've known there would be so many ways to draw a clock? i guess they always say there are more than one ways to skin a cat but i always found that metaphor to be rather odd. who the hell is skinning cats in their free time???? i digress.

hey guys check this out

I think your app is glitching. There are too many digits in the temperature

Most of the best people can be described as "cares too hard and will probably fuck something up"