texture on the Misriah casing that reads “KILL FOR MOMMY…”

good morning this is a real texture in Marathon

if BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY was anything to go by, this will somehow *still* do gangbusters at the box office.

Also we literally have concept art of Palpatine from October 2017. Episode VIII wasn't even in cinemas yet!

fuck's sake

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Sorry to report that you can’t trust me an inch x

A cellophane-wrapped blu-ray of 28 Years Later and 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple.

Guys will see this and say hell yeah

Apparently it’s controversial nowadays to think Quantum of Solace is bad (it is) and that No Time To Die is good (it is)

(I still don't think Starmer will resign from this, it's all treading water before the inevitable local elections catastrophe)

One thing UK parliament needs more of - besides high yeild [REDACTED] - is people standing up during a very specific address to ask a completely unrelated question. Yes mate, absolutely use this moment to bring up your local constituency's lack of speed bumps.

Starmer totally would've vetoed Mandelson's appointment, but he wasn't shown the full vetting because Morgan McSweeney had locked him in a fridge by tricking him with promises of a Calippo

Genuinely thought of your posts the second I heard that on the live feed, fuck's sake

First movie in history to have traversal stutter

SO good!

Wow, Bluesky video compression killed this one lmao

I’m not the biggest vinyl wanker on earth but I could *not* miss this Record Store Day banger: a 12-inch single of Peter Gabriel’s ‘Sledgehammer’ with the music video as a zoetrope on the record 😮‍💨

Have such a weird soft spot for this movie. Spring 2013 was the moment I started going to the cinema as often as I could after sixth form and never stopped. Trance, Iron Man 3, Oblivion, Evil Dead, Star Trek Into Darkness…

Met up with my two best mates for a suit fitting, lunch in a pub garden, a walk through town, a pint in a rooftop bar, a walk in the park, an ice cream, and a final pint in a pub overlooking said town. Glorious, just *glorious*.

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

A very long white corridor with a beige tiled floor.

Found out the nearby Lidl has a corridor to go out the back way and, uhh, new liminal space just dropped:

An A1-sized IMAX poster for Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker in a black frame, hung up on a wall. The poster, with art by Paul Shipper, depicts Rey stood looking off into the distance, with the faded visages of Leia, Luke and Kylo Ren in the background in a red and blue colour-scheme. Above the title of the film, a tagline reads ‘Experience it in IMAX’

Finally framed and hung the poster that will get me shouted at 😌

A notification from the Odeon app, with a call to action for booking tickets to see The Mandalorian and Grogu on 22nd May.

I’m good, actually!

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BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Couldn’t afford going to America for this so I went to a screening of the TFA panel and teaser trailer at the (then) Empire Leicester Square.

Sorry, I'm trying to delete but the site's not working again, oh noooooo

Call me an affordable bird the way I can be easily bought with a 69

Sam Neil in EVENT HORIZON, with the caption ‘Where we’re going, we won’t need eyes to post”

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