Deacon Saint John sounds like JK Rowling trying to come up with a priest character.

Re: Ryan Gosling’s character in THE FALL GUY.

See also Scarlett Johansson in JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH (“Zora Bennett”) and Mark Wahlberg in TRANSFORMERS 4 and 5 (“Cade Yeager”)

Honestly from the second they said his character’s name I wasn’t having it. His ass is *not* called “Colt Seavers”.

I wanted ‘camp bad’ so much but I just got bored. And also Charlotte keeps saying “Wagon Wheel Watusi” at random intervals specifically to vex me.

Ewa I could not *wait* for it to be over

A week of highs and lows

The back of a KitKat wrapper, which reads ‘3 fingers = 1 serving’

😳

A cute figurine of a bear made from amber. It looks like a gummy bear

A figurine of a hippo with a hole in his back and a loop of gold going through the hole. The figurine is made of a transparent glassy material. Rock crystal, perhaps. It looks not unlike a Foxe's glacier mint.

A carved bust of a bearded man in a brown material, against a red background. If you told us it was carved from chocolate, we wouldn't argue.

A figurine of a hippo in a green material (nephrite, apparently, whatever that is). It looks like it could be a wine gum, but one of the green ones that no one really likes.

Today we will be mainly posting pictures of artefacts that look like sweets. 🍬🍫

The one that’s just him explaining how they’re all made up gets quoted every time the slightest fib is told in our house.

“It’s fiction”
“Total fabrication”
“It never happened”
“Do you believe this story?”

A man and woman with their arms around each other, taking a mirror selfie on the edge of a dancefloor in a large wedding venue.

What was intended to be our ‘end of the night’ photo, taken seconds before One More Time started playing and we pelted it back to the centre of the dancefloor 🫡

A man and woman stood together in a stone-pillared gazebo. The man is wearing a pale green suit with a dark pink tie and brown shoes. The woman is wearing a black denim jacket, a black silk dress pattered with florals, and black-heeled boots. Despite the cold and wind, they are smiling brightly.

I think we scrubbed-up pretty well yesterday 😌

I am a man of many contradictions, one of which being that I fucking hate that ‘Shut Up and Dance’ song…but it just came on at a wedding and reminded me of uni clubs ten years ago surrounded by my friends when we thought the future might be good, so of course I welled up like a fucking wetwipe!!

“We didn't receive any messages and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon.”

(UK release dates, fuck you)

Pahahaha of fucking *COURSE*

Two people smiling at the camera as they take a selfie: Charlotte, a white woman with dyed orange hair in a chequered jumpsuit and Chris, a white man with dyed blonde hair on a black Empire Strikes Back t-shirt.

Mum and Dad are photosynthesising

A television with the settings tab open, showing that motion smoothing has been turned off.

Doing the lord’s work

A large double bedroom with a small bath off to the side.

Airbnb for the wedding we’re at tomorrow has many great features: a fridge/freezer with one of those crushed ice dispensers, a living room big enough to park a bus in, and most importantly: the cuck bath!

I’m so sorry pal, much love to you both x

At this point it feels too concrete to even use ‘in development’

Big day in 'Star Wars not happening' news. bsky.app/profile/thep...

An article from StarWars.com, dated April 7th 2023: “Today during Lucasfilm's Studio Showcase at Star Wars Celebration Europe 2023, Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy announced that three new live-action Star Wars films are on the way. Helming the movies are James Mangold (Logan, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny), Dave Filoni (The Mandalorian, Ahsoka), and Academy Award- and Emmy Award-winning director Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy (Ms. Marvel, Saving Face). James Mangold's movie will go back to the dawn of the Jedi, while Dave Filoni's will focus on the New Republic, and close out the interconnected stories told in The Mandalorian, The Book of Boba Fett, Ahsoka, and other Disney+ series. Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy's film will be set after the events of Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker, and feature Daisy Ridley back as Rey as she builds a new Jedi Order.”

Three years later, none of these films have progressed beyond ‘announced’.

oh that’s gore. that’s gore of my comfort character 💔 #marathon

Watched most of THE DRAMA through my fingers, rocking back and forth. Banger.

Got an email from the BFI about some early release DUNE 3 70mm tickets…four minutes later they’d ALL GONE 🫩

I snuck into this when I was a few months shy of 18. When you're not allowed to watch horror movies as a kid you imagine them to be relentless and bloodthirsty to a degree very few of them actually live up to. This one did.

A large television, showing the actor Oscar Isaac (an extremely attractive Latino man with black/grey hair and beard) smiling off-camera.

I think I hauve covid

Two cat tails (one orange, one black) hanging down from a windowsill behind a large curtain.

Omg Saph’s tail just dropped down next to his 😭