Remember that feeling of seeing someone's name that you knew when you checked out your library book?

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up.

Like, "No, I turned it off and back on again, why are you still here...?"

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I definitely do NOT get the "My Pleasure..." vibe from the Chick-fil-A inside Charlotte Douglas
International Airport. Thought I was at Waffle House #SquabbleUp

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Erk & Jerk
Eazy Jeezus

a.k.a. - The "Hey watch this" liquor...

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Does anyone else look in the fridge for a snack only to find you have no snack-worthy snacks so then you lower your snackspectations and eat like a single slice of bread and a random grape...

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Anyone remember when ice cream used to come in a box?

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Whenever I see somebody do/say something really crazy or stupid, I act like I'm in a sitcom and look directly into an imaginary camera...

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Don't ever confuse the fish grease with the chicken grease.

It's the cardinal rule of Greasery.

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The real reason Bruce Lee was getting in all those fights...

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Ever wonder what's on some of the more obscure Netflix categories??

...Don't.

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That annoying moment when a package says "Easy Open"....

...and you need scissors, an axe, a shotgun, 21-digit combination, a baby elephant, and a lightsaber to open it.

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Remember when the Internet used to come in the MAIL or inside of this HUGE encyclopedia of everyone's phone number that lived in your city?

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Don't invite me to a Fish Fry and it's TILAPIA.
I'll knock every last one of those plates over..

-Stop Playing With Me

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✅ can clean hands
✅ cleanse mouth
✅ erases memory
✅ time travel 12-16 hours into the future
✅ the beginning of a interesting story that your friends will always remember
✅ guaranteed to fight ALL other liquors for supremacy over common sense

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I'm self-conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it's raining.

I gotta watch other cars to make sure I'm not being too dramatic.

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Those milkshakes hit different when you're a little lactose intolerant...

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Don't let anyone else ruin your day.

It's YOUR day.

Ruin it yourself.

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Bruh.

That "GO TO BED‼️" almost sent ME to bed too... 😳

Made me feel like I went to have BIG FUN with the Wretched too.

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I was a pre-teen trying to really figure out what the GROUP THING was....🤔

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Neighborhood Kids:
"Hey Mister, can you get our balloon?!"

Me:
"Sure, I absolutely can....not."

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Shout-out to everyone still using that SAME bottle of Vicks from Nov 1986 to fight germs, diseases, allergies, fractures, arachnophobia, gout, anxiety, conjunctivitis, diphtheria, vertigo, earthquakes, tsunamis, Legion of Doom, and Johnny from Karate Kid.

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That "Thank You For Your Payment" message after I pay a bill really... really... makes me feel a way.

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ALT:

These past 15 years after Covid first hit have been a bit much...

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Spelling 'restaurant', 'Wednesday', 'separate', and 'February' correctly with absolutely NO pause or hesitation should allow you to get 18% off Oxtails and Regular Unleaded gas for the whole month.

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When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became an adult I. ABSOLUTELY. UNDERSTOOD. why people on "The Price Is Right" were SO HAPPY to get appliances.

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Whoever put that first "R" in FebRuary and libRary, come outside right quick, I just wanna talk...

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"Daylight Saving Time Ends" to another "Daylight Saving Time Begins" is only about 4-7 business days.

I will not be explaining any further.

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What I said:

"I'm down for anything."

What I meant:

🚫 not after 7
🍔 food should be involved
☔ it depends on the weather
🚗 the parking situation
🥱 and how tired I am
🤔 and who all gon' be there

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If "Keep. My. Name. OUTCHO. Mouth." was a person...

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The ONLY things you could do if you stayed home from school sick in 80s-90s:

Sleep
Eat crackers
Nap
Doze
Drink ginger ale
Snooze
Eat soup
Slumber
Watch "The Price Is Right"
Look downtrodden

If you could do anything else then you could go to school.

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