we’re gonna find him someday. plus i think Pyramid Head Event is an excused absence so win/win

driving to work is normally an internal silent hill situation, but this morning it was external too

i love you filter that slightly diffuses my rosacea

trying to reclaim my former hair glory via skinny curling iron is Partial Success

her mom: “i don’t know”

ME EITHER GIRL!!!!!!

i took a quick walk around the block as soon as i got home and this like 5 yo girl was trick or treating with her mom and goes “why is SHE walking around?” in the exact cadence of a movie bully.

she’s right why AM i walking around??? sorry diva.

enjoy sleepybean who woke up when i got up for work and was trying to be supportive but kept dozing off while i got ready & then she presumably went back to bed when i left

RAPIDLY PERMEATES THE BRAIN i am responsible for peoples LIVES

i take midol bc it is the only thing that helps my cramps, but it’s always made me so drowsy. this week i learned that the 3rd ingredient on the label after the painkiller and caffeine is an antihistamine. so i have been basically taking benadryls before work while on my period for years.

Chloe Sevigny with a rifle and a pumpkin she just shot with it

happy october to all who celebrate

fuck all these losers. no critical thinking skills, no discernment, no self-control, no kindness, no social intelligence, no empathy, no redeeming qualities. just big ol’ holes full of centipedes in their brains from spending so much time in the Online Centipede Pit with other cruel little dweebs.

instead of shading my unicorn (bc we both thought she looks prettier without it), i got a little cutie mantis!!

BOTH HORSEY SCARF

hold on i’m about to heist that horsey scarf

bunny on my shirt. Layers Mistake in my hair. about to do financial crimes that victimize myself 😎 and also try banchan for the first time

having the kind of week that reassures me everyone i know who thinks i am a dumb annoying bitch is correct

yard bunny became 2 yard bunnys then became No yard bunny

Sama'a has a new baby to care for in the midst of Israel's genocide, a challenge I can't even imagine facing every day. Please give what you can to help her family.

tinyurl.com/help4samaa

custard croissant. there's a star made of icing decorating it

classic pompompurin pose. his back is facing camera and he looking over his should. butthole on display

my croissant was giving pompompurin

took this pic of my dad 2 years ago but the one of my mom was from 23(!!!) years ago. but she didn’t like having her picture taken at all, and died before smartphones got big (i would have of course had it in her face 24/7 if i had one), so i don’t have many of her in general :(

i look like my dad which has always bugged me (not bc my dad is ugly or anything, i just wanted to look more like my pretty mom!!), but once in a while, i see myself at an odd angle in the mirror or a photo and just for a second i’m like…there she is :]

older selfie examples

i wish he hadn’t been in it bc his presence in anything is detrimental, however i always have a horrible little grinch smile when someone i dislike is surrounded by actors who can and do slam dunk his best work with 0 effort.

i didn’t even know she was purring during her closeup at the end until i watched the video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

tail end of our little morning conversation we have when every day i get home from work about how our respective nights went and why did i take 53 seconds to come through the front door after parking my car when i should have taken 0 seconds

i like to add everyone’s scheduled shifts and coverage and on call days and training hours to the payroll spreadsheet all at once on sunday and then just adjust it as needed for callouts etc., and she likes to do it one day at a time, which bugs me so bad lmfao.

hehehe i’m supervising this entire pay period so i get to do payroll my way instead of my supervisors way…….unchecked power……

whenever I wind up as the target of transmisogynistic harassment online, a not-infrequent part of my professional life, I think about the trans women who aren't spiteful cockroach queers like I am, who crumple when attacked, who flee creative scenes, who never make anything again.

look at the seating in my spine doctors office dog i’m getting my injury aggravated

hey @bsky.app why was @scumbelievable.bsky.social suspended? considering the timing (she just put a new book out) it feels like someone is weaponizing your safety features in a targeted manner